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  1. Summary

    Up-and-coming journalist Zayn Malik, in hopes of later being allowed to cover more substantial stories, takes on an assignment by which he must pull a guy and then push him away in ten days.
    Advertising executive Liam Payne, in order to take over a major campaign for his company, must prove to his associates that he’s able to woo a man in less that two weeks.

    They walk into a bar.

    (An AU based off of the 2003 film How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days.)

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    Stiles is six years old when he first hears Derek's voice in his head.

    Or what happens if you have a soulmate bond, in a universe where soulmate bonds don't exist?

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    20 Sep 2018

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    “All in favour of Derek not dating for a full year so he can get his shit together and stop romancing people who want to kill us?”

    Everyone raises their hands. Every single pack member.

     

    Or the one where the pack insists Derek can't date anybody for a year but he ends up finding romance much closer to home anyway.

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    12 Aug 2018

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    “You smell like me,” the guy says, scowling as he crowds in and Stiles staggers back between the coats and finally hits the wall. “Why do you smell like me?”

    He barely lets out a garbled sound as the blood rushes to his cheeks. “No reason,” Stiles yelps, struggling to get his footing and grasping at a whirlwind of puffy fur.

     

    Or the one where Stiles goes thrift shopping and steals an alpha's shirt. And gets a lot more than he bargains for.

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    11 Aug 2018

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    Young omega Warden Lord Mieczysław Stilinski, given the royal request of marrying Crown Prince Derek Hale of Triskelion, predictably messes the whole entire thing up.

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    An arranged marriage, mistaken identity, a/b/o, accidental heat fic

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    11 Aug 2018

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    "This is a casual, adult relationship based on sex, and it is awesome." In which Stiles and Derek have a great time buddyfucking until a burrito ruins it all.

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    05 Aug 2018