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  1. Public Bookmark 61

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    “Shh. Daddy’s here, baby.”

    It comes out without Louis even thinking about it, and his cheeks go red as soon as he realizes he’s said it. He waits for Harry to crack a grin or laugh, but all he does is sniff and nod into Louis’ shoulder.

    Okay. So Louis might be on the right track.

    or: sweet age play, mixed in with some face-fucking and gentle hand jobs.

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    11 May 2019

  2. Public Bookmark 44

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    Harry and Louis are six hundred miles apart, but they have the same solutions to the same problem.

    Or: a masturbation drabble featuring pillow humping, locker rooms, and copious amounts of dirty talk.

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    11 May 2019

  3. Public Bookmark 80

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    "Lieutenant Diaz said that we had been arguing over math problems because we are..." Raymond's voice lowered half an octave, "sexually frustrated."

    "Oh," Kevin said, eyebrows coming together in consternation.

    "She said," Raymond said, enunciating every word, "we needed to bone."

     

    Takes place *during* episode 4x08 (aka The Monty Hall Saga), because bless that ep.

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    22 Apr 2019

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    After the fiasco with Jake's father, Holt offers to be his dad. Nothing but sickly-sweet fluff (and hugs, and bonding over flip charts).

    Set after S2E18, Captain Peralta. No spoilers for later seasons as I haven't watched that far ahead yet.

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    21 Apr 2019

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    “Well.” Niall unlocks his phone. “It wasn’t getting the traction I wanted on Snapchat. So…I tweeted it.”

    What.

    “You tweeted it,” Harry states, nearing a state of brain dead. “To your ten thousand followers.”

    Niall nods, handing Harry the phone. “You’re a meme, Harry.”

    “I’m a what?”

    “A meme. It’s like an internet—”

    “I know what a fucking meme is, Niall! Why did you make me into one?”

    Niall has the fucking balls to cackle at that while Harry looks at the mess his former friend created. Videos of him screaming at Tomlinson about Tide Pods and his ass are being quoted and combined with memes to a create a level of memeception Harry has never seen before. That isn’t even including the thousands of tweets of him falling up the stairs remixed with random Top 40 songs.

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    In which Harry’s a disaster gay who doesn’t know shit about soccer, Liam drinks too many blue raspberry Coolattas, Niall knows everyone, Zayn looks dead, and Louis is Not Happy about sharing his breakout moment with “Drunk Hawaiian Guy.”

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    23 Feb 2019