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    "Is there a reason you're calling this late at night?" Tony asks, worried in spite of himself. "Tell me what's going on, kid."

    “Everything is one-hundred-percent fine,” Peter says. “Seriously, I've never been better. But I should let you know I have about thirty bricks of cocaine in my bedroom. Also, Karen won't let me turn off Instant Kill Mode. Also, Walmart discontinued my special razzleberry pink squeezy lemonade. Which isn't related to tonight's patrol, I'm just bummed about it.”
     
    Or: The five times Instant Kill Mode is activated +1

     

    *Runner-up for the Soothes the Pain Award in the Iron Dad 2021 Creators Awards.*

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    08 Sep 2021

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    i laughed so hard my entire family, who were downstairs, were both judging and worried for me

  2. Public Bookmark 67

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    fucked up if true!
    @fuitpodcast

    A podcast about organized crime, cults, and other legally questionable things! Also featuring: an improbable number of references to the power of friendship, a cat (alleged), and occasional expert interviews! Updates on a schedule known only to the people who make the academic calendar.
    Hosted by Enma (@10gravities) and Tsuna (twitterless and proud)

     

    academic racoon in a trenchcoat @getyerproblems
    Do they know they’re being recorded?

    Tsuna and Enma have a podcast. The fandom has a few theories, and a LOT of questions.
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    02 Sep 2021

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    love this. absolutely hilarious. also, so, so in-character.

  3. Public Bookmark 40

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    god does not make mistakes. his younger sister does. (a godling mercy-kills her player in his prison.)

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    15 Aug 2021

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    beautifully written.

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    Do not fall in love with faeries. Or, In Which Aisling Fails Step One.

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    10 Aug 2021

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    i love the way this plays with fairy tales- at times it feels like a retelling of an older tale, and then the utter casualness just hits so well and reminds you that is new, and fun, and lovely.

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    The first time it had happened had been when Skeppy had seen the man approaching the kitchen sink and felt a jolt of guilt-ridden remembrance lurch in his gut. Three steps away, he’d managed to cut Bad off and grabbed hold of the dirtied plate first, applying soap and scrubbing at it with almost comical force. Bad had laughed, rolled his eyes and leaned on tiptoe –

    And kissed Skeppy's cheek.

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    02 Aug 2021