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    One of Stiles' favorite things about life is Derek Hale's food blog. He never expects to meet the man in person.

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    “Derek,” he says again, and the name feels very strange on his tongue. “You don’t mean Derek Hale.”

    His professor’s eyebrows reach up, eyes widening. “You read his blog?”

    "Uh. Worship. Would be a better more descriptive word. That is Derek Hale?"

    Jimmy chuckles. "Good-looking guy, huh?"

    "You mean to tell me the Food Network hasn't snatched him up to dethrone everyone else from daytime TV."

    Jimmy smiles a small private smile. "I don't think TV is his medium."

    Stiles raises an eyebrow. "Shy?"

    The man laughs heartily at that. "No, I wouldn't say that. He just has particular forms of expression, like eyebrows and chili powder."

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    7 May 2017

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    “Yeah, for a tyrannical stylist and his helpless dupe, we’re doing just fine.”

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    7 May 2017

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    It’s not the greatest job in the world, but someone’s gotta do it. And Stiles makes the most of it, okay?

    Writing captions for the live broadcasts as well as helping run and write the copy for the online news stories can get rather tedious and boring, but Stiles tries his best to keep himself entertained. Slipping in a movie or comic book reference inside a human interest story just to see if someone comments about it, putting up a funny headline to see if someone catches it and puts it up on reddit, you know harmless things that to the casual viewer and reader will go unnoticed but to those that actually pay attention, they might get a kick out of it.

    Recently though, he maybe has been… abusing his power.

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    31 Jan 2017

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    It was little things at first.

    Things like, his mommy would wake him up in the middle of the night and make him pancakes and bacon. It was fun, and even though he was kind of tired, by the time the pancakes were done and the bacon was crispy, he’d be awake enough to enjoy them. His mommy would make him laugh, almost spit out his chocolate milk, while she told him about the strange things she saw that day, like a lizard man down the street or a girl she saw turn into a fox in the alley.

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    14 Oct 2016

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    It took Stiles about a week to figure out that he shared his apartment building with someone who very well may be the hottest man he's ever seen. It then took about three weeks to narrow down which of the possible six floors he lives on. After that it takes another week to figure out that the guy works as an EMT because he’s in the elevator wearing his tight uniform and Stiles didn’t think it was possible for the guy to look hotter, but it is totally possible.

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    14 Oct 2016