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    “Caution in the field isn’t confined to simply an awareness of your surroundings,” Harry says, his tone stern but his breath soft and warm against the back of Eggsy’s hand. His gaze lifts, his eyes hooded as he peers at Eggsy over the rims of his glasses. “You’ve told a lie, Eggsy, and now that lie must be truth.”

    (Or, that time Eggsy scored them a better table by saying it was his and Harry's anniversary and quickly grew to regret it.)

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    "What sort of aggression is it then?" Eggsy asks, cutting right to the heart of the matter.

    Harry knows even before he hears the response. Knows because even as Merlin is saying, "It appears to affect sexual responses. Activating latent desire and cranking up the subject’s sex drive whilst simultaneously increasing pheromone production," Harry is thinking primarily of the distance between himself and Eggsy and how very few steps it would take to be within range to push the boy to the floor and pin him there.

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    Eggsy cracks half a grin. Harry’s look could peel him to the bone and that means something all right. Posh suit, posh taxi, it figures the guy’d like a bit of talking dirty to go along with. “S’alright if I suck you off here, yeah? More fun than waitin’ to get to your place.” He nods at the driver. “Bet you he won’t mind.”

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    Additional scenes spanning several episodes wherein Oswald is a creeper.

    Oswald’s shown up at the precinct only once since Jim told him not to, but three times at crime scenes. The first time, Jim caught him grilling Nygma about the victim. The second, handing out coffees to loose-lipped uniforms. The last straw was this morning.

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    “I'm sorry for what I must do,” Oswald continues, hands poised at James's waist. “Please don't think I find you unattractive. Far from it, I assure you.” He calms his greedy hands as much as he can as they slide beneath James's clothing, touch skin. James must feel the same electric current as he; it jolts James into motion, bucking wildly as if he truly had no idea what Ms Mooney intended for him.

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    “You drawin' me again?” Bucky asks, making Steve startle and curse as lead bites into paper. When he glances up, Bucky's gaze is on his in the mirror. “That'd be yes.”

    “A good model's expensive, Buck.” Quickly, Steve captures the cocksure jut of Bucky's hip. It matches the smile crooking the corner of his mouth. “Gotta take advantage.”

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    Barnes drops to both knees like dead weight. Most of the team hates the way Barnes's eyes track them when they've got his sole attention, but Rumlow feels it like the sweetest sparking touch as he comes close to retrieve the mask from the floor.

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    The man Steve used to know is so close to the surface it feels like Bucky could crawl out of this skin into the old one if he tried.

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    Steve thinks his night might be better off spent getting decked behind the diner again.

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    Of all the scenarios they've got for shit like this, of course Mack's got to wing it.

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    Rogers says, “Bucky,” in the exact same tone as every time before. As if that's some sort of answer in and of itself.

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    When the Marshal arrives, decked out in full dress blues, the crowd in the hallway parts like the sea to allow him entrance then surges close behind, blocking the exits. A respectful step behind and to the right of Pentecost's shoulder marches Herc, head high and proud despite the blank tag on the generic collar on his throat. The old man looks good for his age. Past his prime, someone mutters. Trained for more than half his life, another says. He'll make up for the grey in his beard. It takes all of Chuck's hard-won control to remain poised and calm at the edge of the mat. It's not his place. Not yet.

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    Warning Mack where he was ticklish didn't seem mission-pertinent a few hours ago.

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    Kink Meme fill for this prompt: Herc loves finger-fucking and stretching Chuck. Chuck finds being in such a passive position with so much attention being paid to his ass to be very embarrassing. Watching his son turn into a squirming, swearing, red-faced wreck only makes it hotter for Herc.

    The sheets tearing loose from the edge of the mattress startles Chuck into opening his eyes.

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    The kid’s as tangled up as the rest of the poor fuckers, but unlike them, nobody’s gonna hold his hand, tell him it’s alright. Could be this is a version of that comfort, but Mack’s not fool enough to believe that, either.

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    Playing off a manual only goes so far and Herc's become his the same as Striker has.

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    Stiles has seen Scott at his craziest, and while this doesn’t look like that brand of crazy, Scott is still in the middle of taking his clothes off.

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    "Okay?" Gerard's eyes open one after the other. He squints at Ray again. "Okay, as in you're okay with Frank and Mikey using you for prime masturbatory material? Because, like, on the one hand, it's genuine appreciation of your skill, but on the other--"

    "Okay, I can fuck you out of your head," Ray butts in.

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    Since Frank's currently got a sloppy handful of Gerard's hard-and-getting-harder cock, oops kinda seems like an understatement. But Frank's a practical kinda guy.

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    Jacob can kill now.

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