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  1. Public Bookmark 83

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    For once, Derek and Scott have something in common.

    Stiles would have preferred to never ever know that.

    ......

    (Alternate summary: Stiles would object to being Allison in this analogy, but Allison is pretty badass.)

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    26 Nov 2016

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    I'm always here for knotting humour

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    Derek passive-aggressively courts Stiles

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    23 Nov 2016

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    Awkward little sweetheart

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    It took years for Derek to finally confront the way he felt about Stiles, and even after he figured it out he could only explain in Spanish. It took them two years more to get to where they were now. Only with neither of them quite willing to commit, where exactly is that, anyways?

    Well, for Stiles it’s a deserted stretch of road behind the Hale house, half trapped in a car wreck after being abducted by hunters. Frankly, he could really use Derek’s help if he’s going to get out of this alive. Mates are supposed to be able to tell when the other is in pain, right? As Derek would probably say, 'querido, no.'

    Or, a love story in two parts... and two languages.

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    20 Nov 2016

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    Ugh ugh ugh love

  4. Public Bookmark 88

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    In which the pack thinks Stiles and Derek are dating, and are pretty confused as to why they both keep saying they're not doing anything for Valentine's Day. Which makes no sense, unless… they're fighting. So the pack decides to take matters into their own hands.

    (By playing matchmaker.)

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    08 Nov 2016

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    On Tumblr, Anon asked: Sterek mpreg please: "The thing is, Derek loves to tell awful dad jokes to me two months after we're dating. Well, joke's on him now cos he's gonna be a dad soon. Not now, Scott! In seven months, maybe?" AU

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    So there’s this bad habit Derek has, right? Like, whenever Stiles tries to do something like a regular human being, Derek just— Stiles is ashamed to say this, he just cracks the worst jokes ever. Because it’s dad jokes. Stiles thinks it might be Derek trying to make himself an equal in terms to Stiles’ own humor, but it’s not— it’s not exactly working… 

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    How Stiles manages to turn the tables on Derek via clever thinking and the printing services offered by his local Staples.

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    22 Oct 2016

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    Mpreg and Derek telling dad jokes. This is everything I am here for.