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  1. Rec 33

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    Angus invites the gang to spectate a soccer game, and chaos ensues. Taako knows nothing about soccer. Magnus flexes his nonexistent coaching muscles. Merle threatens disownment. Then, in the background: Kravitz has a friendly chat in Cockney, Lucretia drops a bomb-ass quote, Ren gets an entire horde of girlfriends, Lup sets multiple things on fire, and Barry divulges the secrets of the Astral Plane’s workplace.

    Everyone ends up with ice cream, eventually.

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    04 May 2018

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    John is a freshly retired man with no ambitions, hobbies, desires, or... anything. To keep himself busy, he takes up a job at what should be a quiet, easy-going flower shop only to meet Merle Highchurch and send that whole 'calm retirement' shtick in the fucking garbage.

    He now has his hands full of loud coworkers determined to befriend him, battling wits with his boss who is his opposite in every way, and right, at some point, he starts coughing up flowers.

    An AU in which John works at a flower shop and contracts Hanahaki, a 'curse' in which the victim expels flower petals as a result of unrequited love.

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    26 Apr 2018

  3. Rec 14

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    Taako pats the counter beside the stove. “Hop on up here then, boychik. I’m making chai.”

    “I’ve never had that before,” Angus says as he struggles to pull himself up onto the counter. He finally succeeds, scooting back until his legs are dangling off the edge at the knees.

    “Well, we can fix that. The best chai is homemade anyways, the stuff they sell at Fantasy Starbucks is nowhere close. That’s fake chai for cowards. Don’t fall for it.”

    “Noted,” Angus says, nodding.

    (OR: "sometimes you can't get to sleep, so your new maybe-dad shows you how to make chai from scratch, and he says some really nice things to you, and you end up crying all over him, and you know what? that's okay!" -Angus McDonald, probably)

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    12 Apr 2018

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    Despite later claims by Porpentina Goldstein, the first thing that Newt Scamander, illegal magizoologist, actually said to Graves was “Oh. I really didn’t think that there were two of those.”

    Graves looked around quickly, wand cautiously raised. One of Grindelwald’s ‘silos’ of stored and mostly illegal paraphernalia had turned out to also include an acid-spitting two-legged ostrich-sized lizard, whose spit had dissolved, unfortunately, much of said illegal paraphernalia, a desk, several chairs, and Newt’s clothes. The lizard was asleep, bubbling gently beside the stairs, clutching the virulently pink flower bulb that Newt had thrown at it right before he’d been drenched.

    “Where’s the other one?”

    “No, no, I meant your coat,” Newt explained brightly.

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    15 Mar 2018

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    Time is linear, there's no going back and changing the past. Any fantasies to the contrary are best left to children and bitter adults with regrets. Then again, Wakanda had seemed like little more than a fairy tale to a kid from Oakland.

    Erik dies over and over, but he's going to find a way to stop this. He's going to take the throne and kill anyone who gets in his way.

    Now if only they would stay dead.

    Groundhog Day AU One Shot: where Erik wakes up flying back into Wakanda after his final fight with T'Challa.

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    13 Mar 2018