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    The up-side of being unceremoniously shoved seventy-nine (approximately) years into his past, Bilbo mused, was that at least he got the chance to murder his stupid adorable husband before, and also because, he went and got himself killed. Or... something.

    In which Bilbo is pretty sure this is all Elrond's fault but is determined to see the hallucination through, and Thorin is just confused.

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    24 May 2018

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    At no point in the accidental usurpation of Thorin as leader of The Company and the quest for Erebor, did Bilbo intend for this to turn into an exploration of cultural differences (and something that almost feels like group therapy). For some reason, the Dwarrows aren't complaining, and Bilbo isn't going to question it, as long as the lumoxes behave themselves and do as they're told.

    Who knows, they all might yet survive this insane journey.

    (Or, where Bilbo decides the Dwarves are all too stupid for him to endure this ridiculousness anymore and Does It Hobbit and the Dwarves suddenly get affectionate.)

    *Please note, within this story there are mentions of the underage rape and subsequent pregnancy of an off-screen character. Mentions are brief in chapter 2, and a little more in depth chapter 4. While details are light and are more discussions of emotional aftermath, this may still be distressing to read for those with triggers. Please be cautious.

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    12 Apr 2018

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    We all do stupid things when we are lonely, and in faraway lands, we hardly expect the consequences to follow us. Bruce certainly never thought twice about an American woman in Jaipur after one night with her. He hardly expected to see her ever again.

    The universe, on the other hand, had different ideas, and the tides of time and chance brought Tim Drake to Bruce's life over and over again.

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    03 Apr 2018

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    Back on Earth, Omegas having harems of Alphas were the norm due to the shortage of Omegas. Lance liked the idea of having a harem of alphas, he just wasn't sure whether his current mate would be alright with sharing him.

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    02 Apr 2018

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    Don't bring unnecessary attention to yourself.
    That's what his mama always told him.
    He's done a great, yet terrible job at that so far.
    Nobody wants to get to know you better when they think you're loud and annoying.
    They want to stay away from you.
    But when you are loud and annoying.... people tend to wonder why you never transform and go running through the woods with that loud boisterous personality. They wonder what amazing secret you're hiding.
    Never show your weakness.
    That's what his mama always told him.

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    01 Apr 2018