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  1. Rec 3

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    The thing Gideon didn’t understand was, if Harrow just said, “Hey, Griddle, we’re both alone here and our hormones are raging, you want to get a little kissy with each other?,” Gideon would have absolutely said yes!

    Okay, first she would have said, “Hell No. Choke on a bone, Nonagesimus”, but that was mostly just a reflex. And once Gideon was alone and actually thought about it, she would have reconsidered, and eventually she would have decided that even if it was some atrociously cruel trick that Harrow planned, some attempt to humiliate or hurt Gideon, it was still worth finding out because kissing -- actually kissing! -- and it wasn’t like there was anyone else offering or anyone else Gideon could even consider asking.

    So if Harrow asked again, Gideon would have said, “Yes. This is the worst idea you’ve ever had in a long history of bad ideas, but let’s do it! I’m in!” Why bother with the skeletons, with the fighting, now that Harrow knew that Gideon was into her advances?

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    20 Nov 2022

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    A relationship subreddit post by u/arsene_throwaway.

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    10 Nov 2022

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    blackmask: @Joker do you accept constructive criticism
    Joker: Sure, go ahead.
    blackmask: you suck at this game
    Joker: That’s not constructive criticism.

    in which Akira is a variety streamer and Akechi is a competitive gamer and both of them are determined to hide that at all costs

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    09 Nov 2022

  4. Rec 10

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    He knows it’d be so fucking easy, if he’d let himself. Because he’s easy for them, has been since that first job, since the day he hauled Hardison’s ass out of a building about to explode. It’d be so easy.

    So he won’t.

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    05 Nov 2022

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    Balin blinks, shifting backwards. “Laddie, it’s—it’s been a year. Bilbo has returned home, to the Shire.” He looks at Thorin, then says more gently, “I did not realize you counted the hobbit among your treasures.”

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    05 Nov 2022