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    The thing about growing up a good Christian boy in the South is that you don’t really know much about raising hell in a literal sense. He figures he’ll make do with what he can find.

    Note: This is fluffier than the tags make it sound.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,959
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    252
    Bookmarks:
    23
    Hits:
    1263
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    “Sir, I’m going to need you to calm down.”

    “I think I’m being terrifically fucking calm, given the situation. A giant just flung someone through a fucking plate-glass window.”

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,780
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    140
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    904
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    Summary

    Kent, bless his heart, isn’t used to having people think he’s worth more than his looks and his hockey. He’d almost be heart-eyes for Bitty himself, but Bitty firmly establishes himself as more of a big brother, despite the fact that Kent has several years on him.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,054
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    148
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1845
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    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    460
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    74
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    467
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    A Skype notification comes up. It’s a link to a Vine page, which is a recently-launched medium that Bob has been keeping an eye on. He’s surprised Jack’s even aware of it.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    532
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    147
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1181
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    Summary

    Jack is going to kill Shitty, if he doesn’t die of embarrassment himself, first.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    471
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    186
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1321
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    Summary

    Kent loves his babies, but he’s never really dreamed of flying. These past couple years, he can’t stop dreaming about watching the fall.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    408
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    74
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    689
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    Summary

    Dex is starting to think that maybe Ransom wasn’t the best person to come out to.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    504
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    259
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    2145
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    It was easier to keep it all a secret, then, when he went out into the world. Easier to move through the crowds by day if he knew how to turn heads on his own terms at night.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    509
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    84
    Hits:
    645
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    Summary

    No full name, no gendered pronouns, the only reference to appearance was in response to a comment Larissa had made about cutting her hair since the photo in her online portfolio—“If we had to have a certain haircut for this job, I wouldn’t be here either.”

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    609
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    108
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    722
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    Today, though, they’ve got the television tuned to the Great British Bake Off, because they’re at Jack and Bitty’s and the king in his castle controls the remote—the blond nearly took Snowy’s hand off when he jokingly made a swipe at it.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    439
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    139
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    961
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    Summary

    They’re always glad when they can stop in to see the sheriff of Samwell, their old friend Jack Zimmermann.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    517
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    66
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    558
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    Summary

    Bitty’s small-town library was his safe space, but it was still Dewey Decimal, and he’s never had to deal with this Library of Congress nonsense before.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    270
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    83
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    760
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    Summary

    Or, Their Daddy Issues Are Not The Worst Ones In This Universe.

    Or, what Check, Please! might look like if set more than a decade after the Apocalpyse That Didn’t Happen.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,137
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    135
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1060
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    Summary

    “Look,” he cuts in, finally. “I’m not hurt. I’m going out. I need to go out.”

    “I am coming with you.”

    Fuck, Tater, is what Snowy thinks.

    “Fine,” is what he says.

    He is so fucked.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,719
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    242
    Bookmarks:
    21
    Hits:
    1686
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    Summary

    After all, the best way to avoid getting bullied is to be the guy with the best weed–- and the best-disguised edibles.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    525
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    198
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    1363
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    Summary

    Kit isn’t officially a therapy animal.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    341
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    160
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1102
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    And that’s the kind of power exchange that sates that creature that sits in Lardo’s chest and absorbs each slight about her height, her gender, her ethnicity, her art. All the microaggressions in her life that she’s Too Cool™ to react to, all the things that grow weighty and indignant and ravenous in her chest.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    600
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    109
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    821
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    Summary

    ”So, you must be one of the Samwell kids, yeah?”

    Whiskey can only slant his eyes sideways at the blond and lift his eyebrow. He hopes it comes across as “Oh is that obvious?” and not “Oh god I’m honestly incapable of speech right now.”

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    871
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    187
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    1373
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    Summary

    It’s the summer before he starts at Andover, and his parents are arguing about custody.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    629
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    85
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    534

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