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Kent Parson has well over ninety-nine problems. He has a chronic potty mouth, a sneaking suspicion he may be an actual idiot, a narcissistically-named cat with gas issues, too many sisters... the list goes on.
Kent Parson has more than ninety-nine problems and Jack Zimmermann — freshly, resentfully and recently traded to the Las Vegas Aces — is definitely one of them.
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Someone has deleted half the numbers in Stiles's phone.
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It is impressive how much you can learn about someone by simply sharing a few rooms. They don't spend time together, not really, but Harry still knows that Malfoy prefers raspberry jam over strawberry, that he hums along to the Wireless when he thinks no one is around, and that his leg is bothering him more than usual when the temperatures drop below freezing.
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[podfic] something to be thankful for by attendtothebones for mimssio
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2 Jan 2017
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Jack accidentally tells his parents he's got plans for Thanksgiving and everything's fine until they invite themselves down. Suddenly Jack needs to make Thanksgiving dinner for his friends and family. But he doesn't really cook. And it's four days away.
But his neighbor knows how to cook, so maybe...
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[podfic] everybody loves pretty, everybody loves cool by attendtothebones
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22 Sep 2016
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It’s a good thing Zimms was never Kent’s only secret.
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The morning after Sarah Williams defeats the Goblin King, she gets up and makes toast.
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20 Jun 2017
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It takes about the length of their first practice for Toronto media to decide that him and Mitch are best friends. And, like, Auston’s been warned about the press in the city a million times, so he gets it. They want a story. He’d be fine with it, honestly, except for the small issue that Mitch Marner is the most annoying person on the entire planet.
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6 Jun 2017
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“So, when do you want to bond?” Marner asks without any preamble as soon as they're within three feet of each other.
Auston hears Chucky’s whispered, “What the fuck?”
Strome cracks up. “Jesus, Marns, can you say hi before you ask someone to fuck you?"
Marner laughs. “Sorry. Hi, Auston. I'm Mitch. We're gonna play together forever.”
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- Part 1 of where tomorrow lies
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23 May 2017
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Stiles says, “I have a five year plan. A five year plan to popularity that will tank the minute I meet this guy.”
“I feel like you’re exaggerating,” Scott says, but Scott has a katana-wielding badass waiting for him at the other end of the rainbow, and Stiles has terrariums.
Or—
A soulmate au with turtles and angst.
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21 May 2017
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World Juniors 2016 is a mess, and it leads to so much more than Dylan and Mitch could ever have imagined. They're just lucky they have so many people to help them figure things out.
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20 May 2017