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    Hatake Kakashi kills people. For money, mostly, but sometimes for sport. The big bads, the scum of the earth... the kind of people who make the world a shitty place. He sleeps well at night after slitting a few deserving throats.

    Uzumaki Naruto is from a normal family, has only just graduated from college, and has his entire life ahead of him. He’s been missing for a month.

    It’s about time he’s found.

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    24 May 2023

  2. Public Bookmark 81

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    Naruto has always loved two things: the ocean, and adrenaline. He broke a leg skiing down a black diamond trail before he’d even started learning how to ski. Some would call him reckless, but really he’s just seeking everything and anything he can from the life he’s been given. He doesn’t want to waste a single second. So, when given the opportunity to “swim with sharks”, he takes it. Sitting in a cage with a single tank of oxygen certainly can’t be a bad idea, can it? Definitely not. Except there’s more than just sharks in the water, and they are far more eager for blood.

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    24 May 2023

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    Premise: Vulcans mate every seven Vulcan years, and are essentially impotent in between. Spock wants to date Jim, and Jim's willing to see if this thing can work. That isn't to say there won't be sex. There will be lots of it.

    Essentially a creative porn without plot story, unless the plot revolves around porn.

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    22 Jul 2021

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    Jaskier didn’t mean to invoke the Law of Surprise. It was a drunken joke! Tomfoolery. Something that would have tickled him for days to come. He knows that. Geralt knows that. Everyone knows that. Surely destiny knows that too.

    … Destiny is a downright bitch these days though, huh?

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    03 Oct 2020

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    Zachary Fair was wild and untamed-a wolf in the form of a human. He was the Alpha Sentinel of Midgar and Cloud Strife - a simple Guide from Nibelheim had no clue what he was getting into when he stepped inside the wolf's den.

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    16 Apr 2020

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