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  1. Public Bookmark 27

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    “Good morning, Gotham!” [Joker] yelled, his voice amplified by the lapel mic on his breast, “Are y’all having a lovely time?”
    “No!” the people of Gotham yelled back, on fire and spiteful.
    “Well, alright then. Would you like all of this mayhem to stop?”
    “Yes?” yelled the people of Gotham, on fire and suspicious.
    “Well then I only ask for one thing, dear Gothamites. I want…” Joker paused. Make them wait for it…
    “Batman’s hand in marriage!”
    Boom.

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    20 Sep 2021

  2. Public Bookmark *

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    Bruce Wayne has a best friend who's also his most troublesome employee. Nights out on the town can be hazardous for your health.

    An AU where Martha and Thomas Wayne don't die, consequently Bruce doesn't become Batman and the Joker can't exist without his straight man.

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    18 Sep 2021

  3. Public Bookmark 71

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    Black, arched eyebrows, hair slicked callously back. A Roman nose, a wide mouth. Bruce's only criticism is that he looks too boney, like his flesh has been stretched taut across his frame. More like the skin of a drum than the skin of a man. A tightly-wound little doll, keeping perfect time by the tap tap tap of his fingers against his side.

    Bruce meets Jack.

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    18 Sep 2021

  4. Public Bookmark *

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    Joker broke out of Arkham because he wanted to. It had nothing to do with the news showing a photo of his Batman with Catwoman. Absolutely not.

    Or the story of how Joker tries to make Batman jealous and ends up falling in love with Bruce Wayne instead.

    Harley/Joker is past only.

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    18 Sep 2021

  5. Public Bookmark 2

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    The rooftop was the best place for love to bloom, and it was always the best hideaway to meet up for a secret date. Even if the secrecy was a bit unnecessary, Bruce liked to keep a low profile. John, on the other hand, was always bragging how he bagged a millionaire, and was a lot less discreet. None of that mattered, however, when they met face to face, and were able to be the sappy gay couple they always dreamed of.

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    17 Sep 2021

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