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    Tyrion almost couldn’t imagine Father doing any of it. Except that it had worked, which justified all things.

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    Hermione frowned. “The real question is why the magic of Britain would be failing now, in fact.”

    “That is not the real question!” Ron said loudly; he’d woken up fully by now, and Harry had too; it was starting to sink in that they’d found the problem. “The real question is, how do we fix it?”

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    Megatron was almost intolerably annoying, and almost unbearably dazzling, all at the same time.

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    There was very little hope to be found within the Darkmount cell. What there was, Optimus clung to, for as long as he could.

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    Jaime didn’t understand why Cersei suddenly insisted on trimming his hair and shaving his beard, but he also didn’t care to fight her on it, even though he’d just as soon have kept the beard: it was bitterly cold in the small tower room with its arrow-slits. At night, even curled together under the two blankets they’d been allotted, it took the better part of an hour before their bodies could warm the bed enough to sleep.

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    Almost the instant Brienne was out of earshot, Bronn turned to Podrick, jerked his head towards Jaime and asked, “Has he fucked her yet?”

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    “Oh my God, are you saying that Megatron had Optimus’s baby?” Miko shrieked piercingly.

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    “And what’s the price for a Decepticon leader’s help these days?" Optimus said. "Head of his captor on a pike?”

    The Councillors started falling over each other hurriedly protesting, no, no, of course not, how could Optimus think, never—and Megatron laughed over them all and said, “It’s not your head I want to mount. I have demanded you as my consort.”

    “Okay, well, that’s—unexpected,” Optimus said, blankly.

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    “Not a word,” Arthur said flatly.

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    “Don’t let this become one of the occasions you get excessively clever, Swindle," Megatron said. "My patience for the current situation is highly limited.”

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    “You wouldn’t want to miss that match," the administrator said.

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    Megatron went back to Kaon.

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    Who among us didn't watch Venom and immediately think of this?

    astolat: Everyone except Speranza but shhhh
    Speranza: oh come on! it was obvious!

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    Three weeks into their delightful slog across Westeros, during yet another charming day of shitting in the woods, eating half-raw squirrel, and trudging his feet bloody, the single most dour and uninteresting woman Jaime had ever met in all of Westeros stopped in the middle of a field, drew a deep breath, and said, “When I was seven, my aunt came to visit with her son. My father told me that as the daughter of the house, it was my duty to show hospitality to my guests and to be gracious to them. I wanted to make him proud. So for three weeks, I let my cousin follow me around and talk to me about spiders.”

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    I didn’t love him because he wasn’t you.

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    How am I going to be an optimist about this? Picard's journey. Premiered at Vividcon 2018.

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    "It's a choice every time," she said.

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    “Why not a hook, though?” Brienne said, and Jaime followed her gaze to the golden hand covering his stump. He paused, and she added, “It’s pretty, but it’s not much use, is it?"

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    There were a lot of wedding gifts, oddly enough, although they weren't all meant in exactly the same spirit.

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    “So we’ll look for you in the North," Robb Stark said, "coming to pay your debt."

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