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The Awkward Face-Off between Shen-Laoshi and Yuan'er by asteriel
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
04 Jun 2023
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Shen Qingqiu ends up toppling through a dimensional rift face first onto a very familiar bed. No, there's no papapa, get your mind out of the gutter! (NOT CLICKBAIT!!!)
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A casual afternoon on a tour bus involves Pete doing inexplicably Pete-like things the moment he spots Patrick.
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Two Chicago cats in love.
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"Dude, is there really a heavenly choir?" Joe is insatiable with questions, poking and prodding Patrick whenever he appears. He seems to have forgotten about the way his eardrums were ruined when Patrick tried to talk to him, or the way that the psychic’s eyes burned out when she saw Patrick's true form. Hell ruins common sense, apparently.
"No,” Patrick says. “We’re soldiers of God.”
Pete snorts. “Soldiers of God don’t wear argyle sweaters.”
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eggs are not a synonym for love (e.a.n.a.s.f.l.) by asteriel, awake_atnight
Fandoms: Fall Out Boy
05 Apr 2015
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Pete's a stale pretzel, Patrick's an egg, and their love was meant to be. Andy the Protein Bar and Joe the Cauliflower continue to have existential questions about their metaphysical state of food-sentience. Gabe Saporta just wants breakfast.
(a sweet and surreal "I am Bread" au)
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On growing old together.
Bookmarked by asteriel
12 Mar 2024
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Top Dog by sian1359
Fandoms: Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace, Star Wars: Jedi Apprentice Series - Jude Watson & Dave Wolverton
18 Jun 2002
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There's a new kid at the Temple.
Bookmarked by asteriel
09 Mar 2024
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On a mission to Tatooine to negotiate with Jabba the Hutt, the young Jedi knight Obi-Wan Kenobi runs into some unexpected trouble as he tries to deal with the reappearance of the long-vanished Qui-Gon Jinn, who has an agenda of his own.
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04 Mar 2024
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game plan by treescape
Fandoms: Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types
02 May 2021
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The measure of footsteps is familiar—and right on schedule. Obi-Wan has been waiting with more anticipation than is seemly, perhaps, but there’s a certain satisfaction that comes of these encounters. He finds himself avidly curious, in the days and weeks that stretch between, to discover what Vader will say or do next time.
Or, Vader keeps capturing Obi-Wan during the Wars. Obi-Wan keeps escaping. It's kind of a thing.
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28 Feb 2024
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Lost, Found, Kept by obiwanobi
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
30 Jul 2022
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Instead of praises and a smile for a Jedi Knight, Obi-Wan Kenobi leaves for Utapau after exchanging harsh and bitter words with his troublesome 19-year-old padawan. Frustrated, he still has hope that they will make things right when he comes back and the war is almost over.
Ten years after Order 66, Obi-Wan still believes that the last conversation he had with his padawan was a violent argument. It feels like he’s abandoning him once again when he decides to let go of his search for him, and finally join the Rebellion.
He finds here more than he expected.
Bookmarked by asteriel
23 Feb 2024