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    A compilation of all the stories in my Murphonty 'Stories From The Promised Land' Verse.

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    Molly tried her best. When Harry had told them, Arthur had asked excitedly, "is this a Muggle thing?" Hermione had hurried out a "no!" and a frantic history of gender diversity in the wizarding world.

    "It's just that I'm a girl," Harry had said, and Arthur had nodded and asked her about how telephone booths worked. He would call her by the right pronouns until the day he died at the respectable old age of one hundred and thirty three, and he would make it seem easy.

    But Molly had to try. Hermione explained things faster and higher-pitched every time Molly messed up a pronoun. Molly frowned and muttered and put extra potatoes on Harry's plate at breakfast. Harry slept in Ron's room, which didn't bother either of them but which made Hermione scowl.

    Harry got boxes of sweets and warm hugs, as Molly chewed things over. For her fifteenth Christmas, the Weasley sweater she would receive would be a bright, friendly, terrible pink.

    The next time Harry visited, Molly put her on Ginny's floor to sleep-- for some definition of sleep that involved Hermione hissing threats at three in the morning if Harry and Ginny didn't "shut up about Wronski feints, do you know what time it is."

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    21 Dec 2019

  2. Public Bookmark 13

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    It’s not that Grantaire meant to say it. He had been so taken aback by Enjolras actually asking him for something that the words had just sprung unbidden from his mouth, like a fountain of poorly thought out word choices. “Anything,” he said, “I’ll black your boots.”

    Enjolras, in surprisingly cheerful form had snorted and said, “I doubt you have shoe polish in your bag.”

    Which was fine, actually friendly for the two of them, and then Grantaire had promptly ruined it by letting his mouth flap without his brain’s input again. With a frankly lascivious wink he said, “I’ve been told I’m pretty good with my mouth.”
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    kinktober filth because this line has been haunting me for years

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    20 Nov 2019

  3. Public Bookmark 73

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    Comeferre’s older brother – older step-brother – is standing over a rose bush just set in Comebferre’s mother’s garden. He’s holding a shovel in mud-streaked hands and sweat blooms through his shirt between his shoulder blades. It’s been unseasonably hot for May.

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    Enjolras comes home from college for the summer and meets Combeferre's older step-brother, Grantaire, and develops a not-so-innocent crush.

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    01 Mar 2019

  4. Public Bookmark 26

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    “I’ve got to be honest, everything inside of me wants to run back to Calais.”

    “Everything?”

    “It is good to see you, ange,” Grantaire’s face softens a little. Enjolras exhales, relieved. “All the wild drinking going on around me isn’t doing much good for me or my state of mind though.”

    “Enjolras!” Bossuet comes up beside him, Joly trailing one step behind, “Did you hear Ferre is now just behind your father in the polls? The time? Near. The blood in my veins? Stirred. My dick? Also sti- Oh, hello, who is this?”

    Enjolras looks at Grantaire, unsure what to say. What does R want him to say?

    a.k.a. Grantaire and Enjolras are out of prison - and now?

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    27 Feb 2019

  5. Public Bookmark 16

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    A sharp click of an annoyed tongue, as the guard gestures towards the uniform meaningfully. Right, he is a prisoner. It doesn’t take long to change into the offensive garment, but his body does not settle into it well. Never one for heavy-handed metaphors, he has to admit that it feels like a prison all of its own, tight in all the wrong places and marking him as a penalized man. They don’t shave his head, contrary to all the horror stories he has heard about the French prison system. He supposes it would not matter on an aesthetic level. When has Enjolras ever cared about his physical appearance? But the indignity of it, the choice being taken out of his hands - that would have stung.

    a.k.a. Enjolras lands in Prison and tries to deal the AU

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    27 Feb 2019

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