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  1. Public Bookmark 79

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    Louis stares for a moment before some primal sympathetic force in him activates. He has to help this boy. He can hardly walk, and he seems so young (yet ageless, beyond age, like a sea turtle or a parrot or a tree or something else odd and magical), and on top of all that, he has body glitter clinging to his skin, like that roll-on stuff his sisters used to use as preteens, only pink-gold and twice as thick. It’s, like, professional grade. He’s also wearing grass- and dirt-stained pink silk women’s underwear, so maybe he’s from London. Maybe he’s a drag queen who crawled all the way from a nightclub in Soho just to save Louis from his horribly mundane and woefully heterosexual neighbours out here in the middle of nowhere.

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    or, Harry’s a clumsy unicorn who accidentally stomps on a witch’s garden and is turned into a human as punishment, so he wanders into a nearby village covered in glitter, still figuring out how to walk on two feet, and meets the fairy-tale-fine Louis, who has to teach him how to live as a human and stop him from eating soap.

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    17 Jul 2018

  2. Public Bookmark 70

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    Written for lidda_anne who requested a) party at the Evans house sometime after the second movie; b) Chad has a secret crush on Ryan; c) various stages of drunkeness; d) Ryan in black skinny jeans; and e) the line The problem with alcohol is that it makes you lose your inhibitions and you wind up doing things you'd only ever dreamt about in your wildest dreams which I altered slightly to fit my story. Hope you like it!

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    18 Jul 2018

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    Ryan is thanking every deity he can think of for his competitive streak, because otherwise, he would've lost his fine motor skills the second Chad checked him out, muscle memory be damned.

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    "I Don't Dance" was my gay awakening 7 years too soon to realize it. Canon was a coward and didn't make them official so here's some decade-late wish fulfillment.

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    16 Jul 2018

  4. Public Bookmark 4

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    “Can I just say I miss you? Is that allowed? I know we said we said there’s no point in saying it because we can’t change the time apart. But I just really fucking miss you.”

    This whole fic is a voicemail.

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    16 Jul 2018

  5. Public Bookmark 32

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    Chad takes advantage of a business trip to look up an old friend.

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    16 Jul 2018