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    Johnlock ficlets that make me want to barf and cry and vomit all at the same time. Enjoy, if you can.

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  1. Public Bookmark 45

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    Sam never factored in that Nathan might have a wife.

    And then he met Elena, in a dingy room in a Madagascar motel, and she had barely spared him a glance. For which he was very thankful, actually, because he’d seen such a furious fire in her eyes when they briefly met his that he worried he was about to be punched in the jaw.

    It would have been an extremely valid punch in the jaw. His sins were really piling up.

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    08 Sep 2017

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    AHHHHHHH SAM AND BABY CASSIE

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    Fíli lived his life by an old dwarven proverb: when a fool drops a treasure, a wise man picks it up (it sounded better in the original khuzdul).

    Bella Baggins never quite fit in the Shire. Perhaps she was made for the mountains, instead.

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    27 Aug 2017

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    I DONT HAVE THIS BOOKMARKED

  3. Public Bookmark 65

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    The men from Longbourn were the first to be called out, but by late afternoon, the entire district had abandoned the harvest in favor of the search. Dinners laid out in the fields on trestles for the harvesters were instead consumed by men who paused only long enough to keep hunger and thirst at bay. Hunting dogs belonging to the gentry and working dogs from the farms were pressed into service, and the moonlit countryside, dotted with lantern and torchlight, resounded all night with the baying of the dogs and the cries of the men calling, “Elizabeth!”

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    18 Aug 2017

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    Damn Lady Catherine

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    "What's not to like, Darcy?" Elizabeth grinned at him saucily and then turned, sweeping a hand grandly to the festivities below. "Tell me- the flashing, epilepsy-inducing lights? The music mix that some pretentious asshat from Bushwick made in his basement apartment at 4 AM? The over-priced drinks and lack of bar food? Or is it all the girls who keep 'accidentally' knocking into you every time you get up and get drinks at the bar, and thus subjecting you to- horror of horrors- flirting with a side of small talk?"

    He blinked at her. "You enjoy my discomfort, don't you?" He said flatly.

     

    Because there are more ridiculous places to fall in love. Modern AU

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    10 Aug 2017

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    Hehehehehehehehe

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    The time of Mrs. Darcy's lying-in has arrived.

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    09 Aug 2017

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    Why did it take me so long to find pride and prejudice fan fiction