asarcasticwitch



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  1. Teen Wolf (TV) (14)

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  1. Summary

    A place to keep all my submissions for Teen Wolf Bingo.

    My prompts include the following:

    Wolfsbane Bullets
    Stiles' Jeep
    Soulbond
    Poprocks and Blowjobs (Complete)
    Creative Interpretations of Doggystyle (Complete)
    Crossdressing
    Rockstar AU
    "Make Me" (Complete)
    Vampires (Complete)

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    7
  2. Summary

    A three-part series that follows three werewolves who find their true mates.

    Will it all run smoothly or will there be trouble in paradise?

    It's Beacon Hills, so a little drama is inevitable.

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  1. Rec *

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    Time to Google. Google will know how to fix a possessed pussy. Probably.

    She digs around for a bit, and she manages to find a web page for a supernatural whatever-you-need with references to “solving” hauntings and cursed items, and, well—her snatch isn’t exactly an “item”, as such, but this seems close enough.

    She calls the number, thinking she’ll just leave a message, and is surprised to hear, “Peter Hale, Beta Solutions, what can I help you with?”

    Series
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
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    Kudos:
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    Bookmarks:
    127
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    14 Oct 2020

  2. Rec 38

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    Every request Peter’s made of her in the last year has led to mind-blowing orgasms, so colour Stiles curious. “What is it?”

    Peter disengages from her slowly to unzip. Strong hands on Stiles’s shoulders guide her down to her knees, and oh, oh fuck, she thinks she knows where this is going, and her cheeks start burning because yes, please.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,280
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    36
    Kudos:
    338
    Bookmarks:
    38
    Hits:
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    14 Oct 2020

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    April 16th: Noise

    “Still can’t hear, go away.” He forms the words carefully, not sure how loud they are, but sure the wolves will get it.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,417
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Comments:
    65
    Kudos:
    1047
    Bookmarks:
    186
    Hits:
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    13 Oct 2020

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    Derek has a new neighbor who won't stop looking.

    Excerpt:

    “You’re blind,” Derek said flatly, the anger draining from him so suddenly he felt almost woozy. His vision cleared, his claws sliding back into blunt fingernails.

    “Thanks for the memo, genius,” the kid said acidly. “I can still fucking defend myself, so don’t take another damn step.”

    “Fuck, I...I’m sorry,” Derek stuttered.

    “What?!” The kid’s brow crinkled. “I mean — what?! You’re fucking sorry!?” His lips thinned into a harsh line. “What, is this some kinda Hallmark movie where you’re discovering the error of your ways because you don’t want to rob a blind person?! That’s fucking condescending, man. I’ll have you know that —”

    “Just, wait.” Derek interrupted what was apparently the start of a convincing argument as to why he should rob the kid after all, feeling his head start to spin. “This is — it’s a misunderstanding. I’m — I’m not robbing you. You’re — you’re safe, okay? I’m taking three steps back. Just — just let me explain.”

    “Explain why you came busting into my apartment? Yeah, go right ahead, man, I can’t wait to hear this epic tale.”

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    28/28
    Collections:
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    Comments:
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    13 Oct 2020

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    While out looking for a rare flower said to have special healing powers for werewolves, Stiles stumbles across something magical, and then finds herself in the hottest scenario that she only dreamed of in the wildest and depraved parts of her imagination. Can Stiles focus on anything other than the sensations wrecking havoc on her virginal body?

    Spoiler Alert- she totally does, after getting fucked six ways to Sunday.

    Contains sex in full wolf form, dont like, dont read.

    Language:
    English
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    23,265
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    42
    Kudos:
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    Bookmarks:
    129
    Hits:
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    02 Oct 2020

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Really well written and incredibly hot!

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