asarcasticwitch
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“I didn’t know you could play,” he says when Peter’s fingers stop on the last key. “I was starting to believe the piano was just for decoration.”
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- Part 14 of Drabbles & Ficlets
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“What do you want?” he says, the words coming out harsher than he planned, but it’s the middle of the night. He’s exhausted, and the quicker Peter tells him what the fuck is so important it couldn’t wait ’til morning, the quicker Derek can go back to sleep.
Peter’s face does something complicated, hurt flashing over his features before he can mask it, and for some reason, Derek feels more than a little guilty. It stabs at his stomach and only gets worse when, after several beats, Peter still doesn’t answer.
Derek decides on a different approach. He takes a calming breath and relaxes the scowl etched onto his brow. “What do you need?”
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Stiles gets it; he does. Peter getting his kicks by being a generous lover is something Stiles understands perfectly, and yeah, Peter can be a selfish guy, but never with this, never with Stiles—unless it involves keeping Stiles to himself instead of sharing him with the pack, but in that instance, Stiles can’t argue. Peter’s possessiveness is hot, sue him—but there’s still a tiny part of his brain niggling at him to be the one to take care of Peter for a change.
And that is how he came up with the idea that he’s currently trying to get his mate on board with.
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“I made this earlier,” Peter admits as he brings the bowl over to Derek and sets it on the counter.
Derek assesses, but he knows it’s frosting before his eyes even have the chance to focus. Peter’s frosting is another thing he’d fight claw and fang over to establish its superiority—he could identify it in a line-up even if he were blindfolded.
His mouth waters.
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Staring at a candid headshot on a screen and those few meetings over Skype doesn’t compare to seeing him in person. Up close, he’s even more beautiful, more divine than absolutely anything they could ever have dreamed of.
And he’s all theirs.
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A place for all of my fics with five hundred words or less.
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Stiles finally meets his soulmate, and suddenly his love of the sea makes perfect sense.
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Peter acts like a brat, and the Sheriff is more than willing to put him in his place.
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A place for all of my Teen Wolf Bingo contributions.
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Stiles and Peter's very festive love story.
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The Marriage Contract by PalenDrome (nerdherderette) for asarcasticwitch
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
24 Dec 2021
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Derek’s desperate to catch Stiles’ scent. He wonders if it will be dark and earthy, crackling with the fire of his spirit, or sweet with the promise of those honeyed eyes and lush mouth. He tells himself it is a normal curiosity that makes him seek the answer, and nothing else.
Derek sniffs, his nostrils flaring as he tries to hold back his greedy gulps, then nearly recoils in shock. Because Stiles smells... well, unobtrusive. Abnormally so. Even betas have a unique scent, although one typically less distinct than those of alphas or omegas. It’s as if his scent has been erased, with only the ghost of its existence beneath his skin.
A myriad of emotions flickers through Stiles' face.
“Not a love match, then,” he croaks out. “Perhaps it would behoove you to remember, Your Royal Highness, that it is not only polite but appropriate to ask for permission before scenting someone. Unless you want to be mistaken for just another knot head.”
“You are mistaken in thinking I care about your opinion,” Derek says coldly, brushing away the sting of Stiles’ words.
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Bookmarked by asarcasticwitch
24 Dec 2021
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This is absolute perfection. The writing is beautiful, the characterisations are on point and the story is so frickin' wonderful. The enemies to lovers, the deception and the historical setting are just *chef's kiss*. I love this so damn much!
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Long Will I Tarry by CariZee
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
15 Mar 2015
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Thranduil’s pride would not allow him to be of less use to his human allies than the mountain’s mercurial inhabitants. He would stay a while longer, just long enough to help them ensure there was adequate housing for the survivors of the Battle of the Five Armies, enough food to see them through the cold months, wood for fires, and medicine for the sick. The barest of essentials, that wasn’t too much for Dale’s new king to ask of him, and Thranduil felt the pain of loss in his heart ease when he considered it.
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Bookmarked by asarcasticwitch
31 Aug 2021
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This was such a beautiful fic to read. The characterisation for Bard and Thranduil were absolute perfection. I adore stories with Thranduil being fierce in his affections for Bard, very much 'I'll tear this world apart to keep you beside me', and this fit that bill splendidly. I highly recommend this to anyone, even those who haven't read much—or any—of this pairing; this will definitely have you aboard the Barduil ship way before the conclusion!
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Between the Pines by northerntrash for loyallokigirl
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types
20 Dec 2015
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He is a lost spectre, a thing of fable, and when he hears the wolves howl their melancholy chorus, announcing a presence in his forest, he rests his head in his hands, and wonders how long it will be before he is burying another pile of clothes and chipped bones in the part of his garden where once his ancestors were buried, before they ceased to live.
Bookmarked by asarcasticwitch
22 Aug 2021
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This fic is haunting and beautiful all at once. I feel heartbroken, yet fulfilled; it's a strange feeling, but I love it. Highly recommend this story, the writing is stunning!
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I Can See You Through The Flames by LittleLynn
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
30 Apr 2015
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When Bard Bowman manages to get a job tutoring a young boy at Mirkwood Hall, he and his children move to the strange and dark estate. It does not take long for him to realise that there is something hiding amidst its walls and behind the blank mask of its mysterious lord. Despite his gut warnings that something is not as it seems, he still cannot help the foolish way that he falls for his lord and employer.
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Bookmarked by asarcasticwitch
21 Aug 2021
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An absolutely beautiful mix of The Hobbit and Jane Eyre. This pairing works incredibly well in this setting and the writing itself is wonderful. There's so many feels; it's heartbreaking, but with a happy ending. I loved it!
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Garland by yeaka for MissAntlers
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms
01 Jul 2016
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Bard finds a stray elf in the forest and takes him home.
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Bookmarked by asarcasticwitch
20 Aug 2021
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Stunning little fic. The writing is flawless, and the characterisations are spot on. Highly recommend!