asarcasticwitch
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- Teen Wolf (TV) (14)
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True mates. Every werewolf has one, but many go years before finding theirs or, more often than not, they never find them at all.
It's somewhat equivalent to the human term soul mates, albeit slightly more complex.
Nothing’s ever simple in the world of the supernatural.
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- Part 1 of There Must Be Something In The Water
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Peter’s never been known as a good man, but lately, he’s attempted to retain the last vestiges of his morality, if only to appease the family he has left. Call him sentimental, but while the blood lust hasn’t died a death completely, it’s reduced to a contained, comfortable simmer, and that’s all thanks to his newfound urge to belong to a pack again.
Naturally, he’d never admit that out loud, for all intents and purposes he’s still dancing merrily along the tightrope of insanity. Derek and Stiles are the only two who’ve warmed to his presence considerably in the last year and that suits him just fine—they’re the only two worth his time and effort anyways.
Plus, having gone from hardly tolerating him to intentionally seeking out his company for more than just his knowledge, makes it so much easier for Peter to push his very recent observations into action.
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- Part 4 of Teen Wolf Bingo
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Stiles stares at the ad from the Daily News. There, in the centre of the half crumpled page in faded black ink reads:
SINGER REQUIRED.
ACTUAL TALENT MANDATORY.
MUST BE WILLING TO SING ANY GENRE OF MUSIC.
Had he not been knee-deep in bills and seriously concerned about where his next meal was coming from, he may have ripped the ad apart, dismissing it as a bad joke.
As it stands though, he is in fact—to put it mildly—up shit creek, so is in desperate need of a decent paying job to last him through summer. A job that will potentially take him on full time once he finally finishes college. A woolly advertisement is not going to moot that fact.
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While a wooden stake through the heart will prove inconvenient to a child of the night, it won’t outright wipe them from the face of the earth. They may be rendered inert if the action is paired with a good ole fashioned decapitation. But after a hearty dose of virgin blood, their wounds—however severe—will knit back together, several days and they’ll be right as rain.
There is one thing, however, written throughout the myths and legends regarding vampires that is entirely true—if not a little understated.
Garlic.
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- Part 3 of Teen Wolf Bingo
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Now, twenty swats of Peter’s hand later, he’s seriously cursing his penchant for being a little shit. His ass is burning, the sharp sting blooming across both cheeks and down to the crease at the top of his thighs. He’s sore, writhing and very nearly weeping as the wolf serves his punishment.
The punishment he pretty much asked for.
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- Part 2 of Teen Wolf Bingo
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A place to keep all my submissions for Teen Wolf Bingo.
My prompts include the following:
Wolfsbane Bullets
Stiles' Jeep
Soulbond
Poprocks and Blowjobs (Complete)
Creative Interpretations of Doggystyle (Complete)
Crossdressing
Rockstar AU
"Make Me" (Complete)
Vampires (Complete)- Words:
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A three-part series that follows three werewolves who find their true mates.
Will it all run smoothly or will there be trouble in paradise?
It's Beacon Hills, so a little drama is inevitable.
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The Strange Case of the Haunted Vagina by Twisted_Mind for twothumbsandnostakeincanon (somanyofthekids), SushiOwl, Bunnywest
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
19 Jul 2019
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Time to Google. Google will know how to fix a possessed pussy. Probably.
She digs around for a bit, and she manages to find a web page for a supernatural whatever-you-need with references to “solving” hauntings and cursed items, and, well—her snatch isn’t exactly an “item”, as such, but this seems close enough.
She calls the number, thinking she’ll just leave a message, and is surprised to hear, “Peter Hale, Beta Solutions, what can I help you with?”
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- Part 1 of thick
Bookmarked by asarcasticwitch
14 Oct 2020
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Every request Peter’s made of her in the last year has led to mind-blowing orgasms, so colour Stiles curious. “What is it?”
Peter disengages from her slowly to unzip. Strong hands on Stiles’s shoulders guide her down to her knees, and oh, oh fuck, she thinks she knows where this is going, and her cheeks start burning because yes, please.
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- Part 4 of Kinktober 2019 Collection
- Part 2 of thick
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- English
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- 1,280
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Bookmarked by asarcasticwitch
14 Oct 2020
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April 16th: Noise
“Still can’t hear, go away.” He forms the words carefully, not sure how loud they are, but sure the wolves will get it.
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- Part 15 of Artsy April
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13 Oct 2020
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Derek has a new neighbor who won't stop looking.
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“You’re blind,” Derek said flatly, the anger draining from him so suddenly he felt almost woozy. His vision cleared, his claws sliding back into blunt fingernails.
“Thanks for the memo, genius,” the kid said acidly. “I can still fucking defend myself, so don’t take another damn step.”
“Fuck, I...I’m sorry,” Derek stuttered.
“What?!” The kid’s brow crinkled. “I mean — what?! You’re fucking sorry!?” His lips thinned into a harsh line. “What, is this some kinda Hallmark movie where you’re discovering the error of your ways because you don’t want to rob a blind person?! That’s fucking condescending, man. I’ll have you know that —”
“Just, wait.” Derek interrupted what was apparently the start of a convincing argument as to why he should rob the kid after all, feeling his head start to spin. “This is — it’s a misunderstanding. I’m — I’m not robbing you. You’re — you’re safe, okay? I’m taking three steps back. Just — just let me explain.”
“Explain why you came busting into my apartment? Yeah, go right ahead, man, I can’t wait to hear this epic tale.”
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Bookmarked by asarcasticwitch
13 Oct 2020
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While out looking for a rare flower said to have special healing powers for werewolves, Stiles stumbles across something magical, and then finds herself in the hottest scenario that she only dreamed of in the wildest and depraved parts of her imagination. Can Stiles focus on anything other than the sensations wrecking havoc on her virginal body?
Spoiler Alert- she totally does, after getting fucked six ways to Sunday.
Contains sex in full wolf form, dont like, dont read.
Bookmarked by asarcasticwitch
02 Oct 2020
Bookmarker's Notes
Really well written and incredibly hot!