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  1. Public Bookmark 31

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    “Can I try some?” He blurts the request before he can squash it back down, where it belongs, somewhere under his lungs, between his stomach and that place that burns when he looks at her lips a little too long.

    In which Aziraphale is Nanny, and Crowley appreciates that. A lot.

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    05 Aug 2021

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    Over the six years Draco Malfoy has been an Auror, four of his partners have turned up dead. Harry Potter is assigned as his newest partner to investigate just what is going on.

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    19 May 2020

  3. Public Bookmark 17

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    Make the yuletide gay...

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    04 Dec 2019

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    (it's more likely than you think)

    Warlock "Lockie" Dowling summons a demon.

    Or, he buys a book off a suspiciously familiar bookseller and is convinced into demon summoning.

    It goes about as well as you'd expect.

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    17 Sep 2019

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    CROWLEY: I try not to make a habit of gratitude, but I must give our appreciation to everyone out there who’s been listening and subscribing to The Ineffable Plan.
    AZIRAPHALE: Ooh, yes, we’ve become quite popular, haven’t we?
    CROWLEY: Yeah, just hit number eight on the advice charts … No advertising at all.
    AZIRAPHALE: Mm. How … miraculous.
    CROWLEY: … Aziraphale. You did not.

     

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    Crowley and Aziraphale are very possibly the people least qualified, on the entire planet, to start up an advice podcast.

    But what else is there to do when the world isn’t ending anytime soon, you’re technically on indefinite sabbatical from your lifelong careers, and you need a plausible excuse to spend more time with your best friend who you’re definitely not, absolutely not, maybe just a little, actually maybe overwhelmingly in love with?

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    06 Sep 2019