In which Harry goes undercover as a stripper, and Voldemort suddenly decides he needs a lap dance.
This is sheer escapist fantasy with no redeeming qualities whatsoever, unless Harry teasing Voldemort to distraction is some twisted form of redemption. Suffer, Voldemort. Suffer.
- Part 5 of Tomarrymort Stories
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
13 Jan 2021
Professor Tom Marvolo Riddle, Defence Against the Dark Arts instructor and devious political mastermind, has never wanted a mate. He has only ever wanted power. But when he meets an extraordinarily powerful Omega student with a convenient Potter heirship, he realises he might just be able to have both.
Thankfully, the Erastes Act of 1783 still holds sway, and gives Tom a legal, respectable means of pursuing his prey—his delightfully rebellious prey, which does not seem to understand that it is prey at all.
Or: A plotty, slow-burn A/B/O romance in which Harry is a badass Omega who don’t need no man, and Tom isn’t nearly as in control of his own Alpha instincts as he’d like to be.
- Part 2 of Tomarrymort Stories
When a Voldemort in his thirties encounters a time-travelling, seventeen-year-old Harry Potter, he makes a dangerous—and hilarious—assumption. He assumes that Harry is his son. And his son, of course, deserves the very best.
A confused Harry plays along for the sake of self-preservation, but living with his “father” is proving to be intolerable in more ways than one.
“You are mine,” Voldemort said gently, and smiled when Harry flinched. So the boy did know Voldemort, after all. He knew Voldemort was to be feared. “I will look after you, my own.”
“I don’t belong to you,” Harry spat, despite his fear. Oh, what a delight he was! He was no cowering, simpering sycophant, like Voldemort’s other followers; no, this child had a spine of steel. Not many could stand before Voldemort without quailing.
“You are my son,” Voldemort declared. “Of course you belong to me. Your every cell, your every fibre, your every heartbeat. You are mine in flesh and blood and soul. You are mine in magic. And you will not deny me.”
Fandom: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
07 Aug 2021
All fics related to the verse of Supreme Chancellor Obi-Wan Kenobi
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18 Sep 2021
06 Mar 2016
As far as Anakin’s concerned, Obi-Wan is the picture of a perfect Jedi.
Anakin thinks he knows everything about Obi-Wan but doesn't. Anakin thinks a lot of things, actually, and he's wrong about most of them. Anakin's whole world view is turned upside down. Obi-Wan is having the time of his life.
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17 Sep 2021