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  1. Public Bookmark 6

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    sollux spends too long in the helmscolumn, shit ensues

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    04 Oct 2019

  2. Public Bookmark 19

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    Like a handful of breaded chicken tenders being tossed into hot oil, Bro deposits you onto your bed and is out of your Egbertless room within less than ten seconds.

    Holy shit what just happened. You feel like Juliet. Are you Juliet?? You thought John was Juliet. You thought you were Romeo, gonna get a high-five from Bro AKA whateverthefuck Romeo's dad's name was you've never read it so who cares, while you went to pry the bars off Juliet's window, rescuing him from his overprotective dad.

     

     

    (In a move that surprises everybody involved, it's not John's dad that the two young lovers have to be worried about. It's Dave's.)

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    11 Sep 2019

  3. Public Bookmark 3

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    You don't know how you never noticed his absence before.

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    07 Sep 2019

  4. Public Bookmark 47

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    sometimes the nightmares are about real things. sometimes they are about things that's aren't. sometimes they blend truth and untruth until you can't remember what happened and what didn't. these categories are all equally bad.

    somehow, together, you make it manageable.

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    25 Aug 2019

  5. Public Bookmark *

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    A sitcom about completely normal and well-adjusted newlyweds Dirk and Caliborn attempting to make a good impression on their son, Dave, and his boyfriend, Karkat.

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    23 Aug 2019