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    So I made an all female team full of strong women who could kill me if I tried. That's it, not sure what I'm gonna do with them but I love them and fear them and that's how they prefer it. The order I post them is not chronological, but the order they're in here is if that makes sense.
    (No I do not go to University of Florida, but that's kinda near South Carolina so I figured they would play the Foxe at some point.)

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    Once upon a time the Fae walked the lands of Middle Earth.
    Once upon a time a hobbit took a fairy wife, founding an entire bloodline of hobbits carrying traces of fairy blood in their veins.

    Every so often this blood acts up, resulting in a hobbit being born who's just a little bit...different.

    Such was the case with the birth of Bilba Baggins, daughter of Bungo and Belladonna Baggins. She's a little more wild than most, a little more adventurous, and a lot more prone to rescuing long lost dwarven princes from the clutches of vile Necromancers, befriending wargs and aiding in the reclamation of kingdoms from megalomaniac dragons.

    Frerin, son of Thrain, son of Thror is perfectly fine with this. Well, maybe not the befriending wargs part...

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    09 May 2021

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    Bilba has grown up the unwanted granddaughter of the Thain of the Kingdom of Shire but, as she rarely visits the palace, the relationship holds little meaning to her. Instead she focuses on her second year of college, her ballet career and her slowly burgeoning romance with Bofur, a crew member with her ballet company.

    The same day Bilba is set to preform on stage for the first time with her company, the kingdom of Shire is anticipating another event. That very evening will oversee the political, arranged marriage between Thorin Durin, Crown Prince of Erebor, and an unnamed Princess of Shire (so unnamed because Bilba's grandfather is a paranoid bastard).

    Bilba doesn't care about any of this, she hasn't been invited and has no interest in other countries, politics or other such machinations.

    Just before she's set to preform, however, Bilba suddenly finds herself dragged from the theater and taken to appear before her grandfather at the palace.

    There she is informed she WILL be participating in the wedding after all.

    As the bride.

    Whether she likes it or not.

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    05 May 2021

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    Until when this secret will remain confidential is the biggest doubt they have. Perhaps they may not be as careful as they expected or end up being too careful.

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    22 Feb 2021

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    After college, Neil is drifting and a bit lost. When Matt makes him move in with him and his housemates, Neil isn't sure what to expect. Finding a family, having casual sex, and then promptly ruining that by falling not-so-casually in love is not on his agenda, though.

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    01 Jan 2021

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    A post-canon series that deals heavily with recovery. The basic premise/catalyst is Neil's anxiety manifesting as selective mutism.

    But also, the boys are very soft and in love.

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    01 Jan 2021