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  1. Summary

    Lucifer caught Aziraphale and Crowley's little bodyswap trick, and was fortunately amused instead of infuriated. Unfortunately, he also feels entitled to their attention. Consent issues everywhere. Literally, he's Satan.

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    A Good Omens role reversal AU, in which Crowley and Aziraphale keep their names and Aziraphale is a swan.

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    "I'm in a bit of a pickle, my dear," Aziraphale said over the telephone.

    Crowley was seized by immediate fury. Not even a decade, and they're at it again, he thought viciously. You'd think they'd be embarrassed enough to stay out of things for a few centuries at least, after botching the apocalypse like that.

    "Who's done something to you?" hissed Crowley.

    "Ah," said Aziraphale, in the quiet tone of someone who didn't mean to learn someone else's secrets and was mildly sheepish about it. "This crossword clue -- I'm stuck -- 1980s French fencer, thought you might know. It's eight letters and has a Q in it."

    "Trinquet," Crowley snapped, in the tone of someone who had revealed one of his secrets and was annoyed about it.


    An account pertaining to the cultivation of figs, the ecstasy of St. Theresa of Avila, the ontological uncertainty of mammoths, the nature of temptation, 2001: A Space Odyssey, and the ten years following the end of the world.

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    17 Nov 2019

  2. Public Bookmark 5

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    Aziraphale looks up at him through the eyeholes of that ridiculous mask. “I don’t believe we’ve been introduced.”

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    16 Nov 2019

  3. Public Bookmark 65

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    In which Aziraphale would very much like to actually have dinner with Crowley. He just needs to provide a very particular menu.

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    09 Nov 2019

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    Finally, Aziraphale spoke. “You mean to say— you got us married?”

    “Just as a precaution, I never really thought I’d end up discorporated again, it’d been ages, you just don’t get stampedes or assassinations like you used to —”

    “You got us married, and you didn’t tell me?”

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    Crowley gets inconveniently discorporated. And it’s not like it’s ever been easy to get a new body, but this time around, things really aren’t looking good. His new innuendo-obsessed lust-demon of a coworker honestly isn’t helping things.

    Meanwhile, Aziraphale has a dead body to contend with, and an occult mortician & his very normal daughter to fend off. What lengths will he go to in order to get Crowley back to Earth?

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    09 Nov 2019

  5. Public Bookmark 28

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    'Never let it be said that ‘Adam Young’ and ‘interesting summers’ didn’t go hand in hand.'

    In which Adam Young has a new crush and Warlock Dowling might be slowly losing his mind. Neither of them know about their shared history, but it's only a matter of time before the truth comes out.

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    01 Nov 2019

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