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“the bouncer,” says jeongguk. “he was trying to get this guy to leave and the guy was like, fucking massive! like his shoulders were fucking… i don’t even know, sixty centimeters wide and i was like, oh my god, this bouncer’s about to eat shit but then he went fucking super saiyan and slammed the dude to the ground and then just picked him up and marched him out the door, like without breaking a sweat or anything, and i just want him to punch me in the face. i’m, like… scared and horny.”
jimin and taehyung blink at him, slowly. neither of them appears to be following the conversation very well, until the bartender walks by and says, “that’s pretty fucking gay.”
(or: jeongguk is straight, yoongi is scary, and everything is not what it seems.)
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
22 Dec 2018
Everyone has expressed their concern over Jungkook's recent "stuffed animal strangulation" habit, but Yoongi is the only one that sees it for what it is. Taehyung and Jimin are worried he wants to murder someone. Namjoon thinks it's an outlet for his hidden aggression, Jin couldn't care less about it and Hoseok just wants everyone to focus and learn the damn choreography already.
Yoongi recognizes right away it's a choking kink when he finally catches Jungkook in the act. He also sees the greatest opportunity to get all the hand holding he could ever desire with this knowledge and plans to take full advantage of it.
It's not easy to work as an assassin, and Ursula knows that. Yet one job sends her to the lane of her memories, when a girl, who seems too familiar shows up.