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  1. Public Bookmark 61

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    As soon as the turbolift doors closed, Tilly rounded on Michael: "What supernaturally discreet crewman are you having hotass morning shower sex with and how could you not tell me?"

    Michael clung to a lifetime of Vulcan-trained impassivity: "Answering that would negate the discretion, don't you think?"

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    "Robin says that losing virginity is a social construct," says Steve. "I think I got it the second time she walked me through what she meant."

    "She’s right," Eddie says. His eyes are glued to where Steve is pouring a comical amount of lube into his hand, over his fingers. He tries to breathe evenly. "What should we call this instead?"

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    15 Aug 2022

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    So, you know. Eddie.

    Eddie. Eddie with his big doe eyes and slender hands adorned with the chunkiest rings Steve’s ever seen. Eddie, who winks at him and leans in too close but not close enough. Eddie, who when Steve says he’s going to shower pouts and says without me? Eddie, who, when it comes right down to it is just fucking pretty. Eddie, who smells like weed and forest air and musk and a million other things that shouldn’t turn him on but do, scents Steve knows from Eddie’s vest around his shoulders, a vest he never gave back, a vest he keeps in the corner of his closet and only lets himself take out on the nights he can’t fucking stand being in the same house as him and has to find relief in anything, chasing his own hand and fucking into himself until his bottom lip bleeds, the taste of denim thick on his tongue.

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    On a Thursday afternoon, Steve gets home early.

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  4. Public Bookmark 35

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    Robin.

    Fucking- Robin?

    Her hands are all over Nancy’s body and Nancy feels like she’s burning and being saved at the same time and god. 

    For someone who’s never been with anyone else, she is just so- terrifyingly good with her hands and with her mouth and with everything. How is she so good? Jesus Christ. 

     

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    more ronance smut because i like them a normal amount

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  5. Public Bookmark 52

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    Colin is a touchy guy. Jamie knows this. Rebecca fucking Welton knows this. Everybody who has ever met Colin knows this. 

    And, they're footballers. They get a free pass on physical affection and entire stadiums full of die-hard fans who will no-homo on their behalf. 

    Jamie has just never been mates with a touchy person before with the added layer of said touchy person seemingly deciding that you're fair game to use as a teddy bear. He's never allowed anyone to be touchy with him the way he allows Colin to be, really. It's mad, and he has nobody but himself to blame.

    Or: Jamie discovers not only that he has feelings, but that he's gone and caught them for Colin. What's a reformed twat to do?

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    15 Jun 2022