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  1. Public Bookmark 60

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    It’s dark and there are wolves howling and the only thing standing between Clint and death by wild beast is the hand he’s got clutching his stomach where his guts are threatening to make an unwelcome appearance.

    He really shoulda asked for more details when Natasha called him up and asked him to help Captain America search the Russian countryside for his long lost best friend who'd just tried to kill him in D.C.

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    17 Apr 2019

  2. Public Bookmark 33

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    Inter species dating is complicated. The beginning and continuation of a not so normal relationship. 

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    13 Apr 2019

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    “Do you know what you are here for?”

    Jesse scratched behind his ear, a little thrown. This, right here, was why Jesse fucking hated going undercover. Talk, talk, talk. Usually, Jesse got bored very quickly, and when Jesse got bored, his trigger finger tended to get itchy. Besides, they’d confiscated his goddamned gun. That was a downright depressing thing to do to a man, that was.

    “I’m here as hired muscle, yeah?”

    “Yes,” Hanzo said disdainfully. “‘Hired muscle’. What do you know about me?”

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    07 Apr 2019

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    Stiles' kid has a tendency to get into fights and possibly has bad taste in friends. Or enemies. Stiles isn't sure yet, but he's pretty sure the other kid's dad is too hot to be human.

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    05 Apr 2019

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    /"Daddy, we made an ad for our new nanny," Scott says, wearing rocket ship pajamas and offering Stiles a piece of construction paper that night.

    "Just mull that over," says Isaac. His pajamas have cows on them.

    They pad back up the stairs, and Stiles looks at the paper. In crayon, it reads: WE NEED A NANNY PROBALLY. Reqirments:
    - eyes light up
    - wants to go places
    - can travel between dimentions
    - likes cheesebergers
    - a wear wolf
    - lisens to good music
    - SUPER STRONG
    - favorit color is pink
    - has friends who can fly
    - will merry our Dad

    There is a stick figure drawing of a werewolf with red eyes and bared teeth, marrying Stiles on a cloud./

    Or, "The one that has next to nothing to do with the kids."
    This is a straight-up unapologetic Mary Poppins AU.

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    03 Apr 2019