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    Ash (#thechosenone): hey so
    Ash (#thechosenone): remember how i came to alola on holiday
    Ash (#thechosenone): because mr mime won that contest

    Misty (bikeless): yes and you decided to stay because you wanted to explore the region?

    Ash (#thechosenone): well…
    Ash (#thechosenone): about that

    Brock (drying pan): did you run into a legendary again
    Brock (drying pan): please say sike

    Ash (#thechosenone): ………sike???

    Misty (bikeless): FOR FUCKS SAKE

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    AKA yet another pokemon chat fic but this time its gayer

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    05 Apr 2020

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    "It is disgusting out there!" Ferdinand declares from the doorway, removing his coat and thoroughly shaking out like a dog. "I am disgusting."

    Hubert raises an eyebrow. “You have never been disgusting a day in your life."

    "Wrong. I have had more disgusting days than I can count.” Ferdinand continues to wring out his hair. "There is a reason I did not accompany my father to Enbarr for two full years following my twelfth birthday."

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    02 Feb 2020

  3. Public Bookmark 47

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    With a nod of approval, Ferdinand reached up and grasped Hubert’s shoulder. Then he held his other hand out and waited. Hubert did not look pleased about it. In fact, he looked like a deer exposed to sudden bright light, but they were not deer; they were eagles and, dammit, Ferdinand would make them both soar.


    Byleth picks Hubert to represent the Black Eagles for the White Heron Cup. The only problem is he can't dance. Enter Ferdinand.
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    02 Feb 2020

  4. Public Bookmark 51

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    Hubert has a night full of surprises.

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    02 Feb 2020

  5. Public Bookmark 35

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    God dammit. Fuck. What am I supposed to do now.

    He stood, staring at his reflection in the mirror. A dark handprint stood out on the crook between his neck and shoulder, positioned like someone had grabbed to stop him while he was trying to walk away. His shirt was wide collared enough that it showed completely.

    It was also wide enough that someone could touch him exactly like that, in the exact same place, and turn the black into a multicolored splotch. The grey world he's known since birth would do the same.

    aka: ranger fucks with sou's wardrobe for funsies. there are some unexpected results.

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    22 Dec 2019