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    Making amends. Checking personal baggage. Falling, and falling hard.

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  4. Summary

    Basically porn. They really love each other, though, and we get a nice long look into Inuyasha's psyche. Sesshomaru's, too, by proxy. If you like feelings, if you like these two getting sweaty together, then I think you'll enjoy this. The series' name is pulled from the poem "Sublunary" by A. E. Stallings.

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    “Christmas is the day that holds all time together.” - Alexander Smith

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  1. Public Bookmark 37

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    Offered the choice, Harry takes a train ride.

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    26 Sep 2020

    Bookmarker's Notes

    drives me to tears half of the times that I’ve re-read it

  2. Public Bookmark 53

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    Harley wants Joker, Joker wants Batman, and Batman wants none of it. But several children's lives hang in the balance, and Joker promises to release the hostages unharmed... on one condition. Cracktastic hilarity ensues.
    B/J SLASH aka BatJokes. (Crossposting from ffnet... finally. First chapter originally published in 2010)

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    26 Oct 2019

    Bookmarker's Notes

    perfectly imperfect is a cliche. but cliches are cliche for a reason.

  3. Public Bookmark 99

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    War criminals are rising from the dead (again), Suna doesn't want to give Sakura back to Konoha (awkward), Sasori is a creep (still), and nobody's getting paid enough for this shit.

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    27 Apr 2019

    Bookmarker's Notes

    if i could adopt this and finish this, then i would

  4. Public Bookmark *

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    When John Blake scribbles a quotation on a brick wall one winter morning, he's just trying to win a little luck.

    What he doesn't expect to get is a reply.

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    05 Jan 2018

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Imminently rereadable.

  5. Public Bookmark 57

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    Romeo & Juliet-type AU thingy, with a much younger (read: seventeen) and more naïve Andy, who rebels against her father's authoritarian rule--especially when she meets his longtime enemy, the enigmatic Miranda Priestly.

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    19 Sep 2017

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Trust me on this one.