Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
30 Aug 2017
Malfoy was off Harry's grid for five years. Now he's absolutely everywhere. His hair is too shiny, he's dressed too nicely, and apparently he's trying to kill Harry with kindness. It's driving Harry bonkers.
In their second year of university and completely broke, Oikawa convinces Iwaizumi to be his fake boyfriend so they can earn money from a romantic couples study.
So many questions. Will Oikawa break down first, or Akaashi? Is Bokuto the bigger alien, or Ushiwaka? Who really sent a lamb for slaughter - Daichi or Kuroo? Are bonds being made or broken? What exactly is Karasuno scheming? What kind of purpose is this activity meant to achieve? And just who does this sort of arrangement please?
“Let’s keep him,” Suga said after practice, in a tone of voice that indicated he wasn’t asking.
Daichi nodded. “It’s too soon, we can’t appear hasty. But I promise to put forth a formal request by Wednesday.”
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09 Mar 2017
this is the funniest thing I've ever read