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    "Don’t do it,” he mutters. “Don’t do it, please, don’t do it.”

    But there it is, a soft pink line appearing right next to the control. Stiles’ legs give out from under him; he sinks to the bathroom floor, hands shaking, his entire body shaking. It’s hard to breathe, his vision blurring around the edges. There’s a knock on the door behind him and then it opens and Scott sits down next to him.

    “I’m fucked,” Stiles gasps, tears prickling at his eyes. “I’m fucked!"

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    A threat to the pack forces Stiles and Derek into pretending to be mates, and it's all fun and games until the line between pretend and reality blurs.

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    Written for one of my AO3 auction winners, Susanne, who had no specific plot, but offered instead a list of possible plot devices. I chose "fake boyfriends" and "accidental soul bond."

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    22 Dec 2015

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    (307): My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
    (631): U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole

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    Stiles peers down at the next profile sees a picture of a man glaring at the camera, ears red and big frames slipping off the bridge of his nose.

    Derek ‘bunbuns’ Hale. 25. College student. Likes to take long walks on the beach, shirtless and on a horse and to be a buzzkill that should just get laid.

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    16 Oct 2015

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    “Scott, please, Scotty, I need you!” Stiles whispered urgently into his cell phone. “She just moved in next door.”

    “I don’t see the problem,” Scott’s tinny voice said. “So say good morning to her in the hallway tomorrow.”

    “Scott,” Stiles snapped. “You don’t get it. She’s thinks I’m married. She thinks I have a kid.”

    “Why would she think that?” Scott’s voice was innocently puzzled.

    (Or the one where Stiles lies about being a family man to get a job and must enlist the help of model Derek Hale when his new boss moves in next door.)

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    07 Oct 2014