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  1. Public Bookmark 92

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    Based off of my own au suggestion, because I wanted to read it that much: Nursey has secretly gotten a book contract already and has published the first two books of a trilogy under a pen name. This is Dex’s favorite series.

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    04 Aug 2020

  2. Public Bookmark 27

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    Sharks Tumblr vs one (1) Christopher Franklin Chow

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    03 Aug 2020

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    “It is your professional duty to ogle the booty,” Shitty says solemnly. “Honestly, brah, you have not lived until you’ve seen Jack Zimmermann’s jeans try to contain his ass when he bends over to pick something up. And this is a construction zone, Bits. He has to pick stuff up all the time.”

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    Jack and Kent are the ridiculously handsome house-renovating married retired hockey players that’ve been making HGTV an absolutely stupid amount of money with their new show.

    And Eric Bittle just got hired to be their show’s caterer.

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    21 Jul 2020

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    Depending on who you ask, the story starts with Eric Bittle at the EpiKegster. It starts when Kent Parson is born. It starts when Jack Zimmermann overdoses. It starts when Alexei Mashkov flies to America.

    (Or, more pretentiously: Kent Parson, 2009-2016: an exploration, or perhaps an explanation.)

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    20 Jul 2020

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    As Coach Wilson peered out the window in the living room, May said, very quietly, “You didn’t realise your brother worked at Peter’s school?”

    “We all make mistakes!” Sam hissed.

    Then Coach Wilson was leaning back and a figure in a hoodie and jeans stepped through the window and into the living room, and Peter’s heart sank into his stomach like a rock. Sam’s brother was, true to story, scarred from head to toe. He could see the puckered skin on his hands, the burns across his bald head. But that wasn’t the shocking part—the shocking part was that he’d already seen it before: he’d seen it when a certain vigilante’s suit had been destroyed three nights before, and Peter had walked with him back to his backpack to loan him some clothes.

    “This is Wade,” Sam introduced.

    Sam Wilson had two brothers: one was Peter’s gym teacher, and the other was fucking Deadpool.

     

    OR: A Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Family Dinner, during which Peter and May meet Sam's family. Meanwhile, Tony sends constant text updates about his search for whoever graffiti-ed Avengers Tower.

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    03 May 2020