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  1. Public Bookmark 16

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    There was a bit more behind the body swap than simply switching places. Crowley's curse couldn't show on Aziraphale's person, after all. Aziraphale with snake eyes or sunglasses and a snake tattoo would've been more than a little suspicious.

    They come up with a way to overcome that hurdle, but it's a bit more intimate than either were expecting, and it's a miracle it doesn't backfire on them. Demons are weak to Holy, after all, and what's Holier than pure, unadulterated Angel?

    But it works out. And they come out the other side no worse for wear. But with Aziraphale no longer following Heaven's orders, he has the freedom of deep introspection for what feels like the first time since The War 6000 years ago. And he makes the most out of it.

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    27 Feb 2021

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    its a crowley and aziraphale ship fic with wordy prose and lots of tangents & I'm a fan. The one where Agnes and Anathema have A Proper Conversation.

  2. Public Bookmark 69

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    “I'm really not happy with the progress of the hotel, Sam. You've kinda done fuckall over the past week, I'm a bit pissed at you."

    Sam turns the Sam Nook voice off with a click and turns to face Tommy.

    "Would you feel better if you hit me?"

    Sam spreads his arms again, but this time Tommy understands. He's daring him. He thinks Tommy's gonna pussy out of it again. Nice try, Awesamdude, but TommyInnit ain’t falling for it this time.

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    20 Feb 2021

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    sam volunteers as a punching bag and succeeds in making a point. high quality pain

  3. Public Bookmark *

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    Ranboo looks into those eyes and the blistering reality catches up to him. They look so young. He wants to say something, he means to say something, but his voice catches and another well of tears overcomes him.

    He’s not back. He’s somewhere far worse. And he can only think of one explanation: that, maybe, he’d managed to slip back through time or into some alternate universe.

    It isn’t the country as he knows it because it isn’t, not yet. It is still yet to be forged from the ground up, and he is being forced to witness it.

    (Is this Dream’s last trick? His last plot to make Ranboo feel insane? the ugly part of his brain questions. But it isn’t, it can’t be.

    Dream’s words ring in the back of his mind.

    “I’m not even real.”)

    (Something forgotten too often is that before the melody, before the symphony, the orchestra has to tune.)

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    07 Feb 2021

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    Ranboo protag time travel fix it wooo

  4. Public Bookmark 43

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    Ranboo goes missing, and Phil has to search for the new kid that they've brought under their wing. He wasn't aware, however, how much the boy was truly traumatized by everything.

    Based off recent events from the DSMP! This isn't canon, but it's inspired off of recent events!
    //TW: DEPICTION OF PANIC ATTACK//

    REPOSTED FROM WATTPAD! User over there is xerusquill!

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    10 Jan 2021

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    the atmospheric one where jjjjjjjeffery worries and helps Phil find Ranboo. Good Dadza fluff!

  5. Public Bookmark 84

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    10 Jan 2021

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    A fun fix-it type fic. The one with cuddly Badlands hybrids, Hypixel as a fighting ring, and Purpled voiding with a pickaxe. Not the most sophisticaed of writing style, perhaps, but it's fun!