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    Q doesn’t bend for anything and Q certainly doesn’t break for anyone, especially when it comes to stubborn double-ohs intent on making Q’s life hell, so when Q wakes up on a Saturday morning to 12 new texts from Bond and the incessant ringing of his flat’s doorbell, Q makes sure to bring a gun to answer the door.

    “Delivery for one…Quabik Quadree?”

    Q feels the weight of the Glock 19 in the pocket of his dressing gown and sincerely wonders whether to shoot the delivery man or himself.

    (or, that fic where everyone wants to know Q's name and stupid things happen in the process)

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    19 Jul 2018

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    Bond gives Q things because of reasons. Q thinks that Bond completely misses the point.

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    19 Jul 2018

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    The one where Bond really, really isn't used to sleeping with people who don't tragically die soon afterward.

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    19 Jul 2018

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    It goes on like that for months, and then Q realizes that James Bond is "hanging out" at his flat.

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    19 Jul 2018

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    Thomas doesn't even meet half of the requirements when it comes to being a lighthouse keeper. With no one but his dog Murmel and an eccentric journalist to keep him company, he's wondering if accepting this job had been a good idea - but then, the morning after a big storm, he finds a naked man washed up on the shore.

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    16 Jul 2018