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  2. Public Bookmark 25

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    Three years after the hostile takeover of his grandfather's record label by one DJ Smaug, lead singer Thorin Oakenshield is ready to give up on his dreams, even if his band isn't ready to give up on him. If Thorin can convince talent scout Bilbo Baggins to sign them, they might just have a fighting chance. Of course this is the night when Thorin gets stage fright.

    The music industry AU no one asked for.

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    Bilbo is really quite done with all these dwarves being concerned about him. He really needs a better word for it too.
    Or: where Bilbo can have quite scintillating conversations with his prize-winning tomatoes. And Erebor.

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    Bilba Baggins, popular model for a premier lingerie company, isn't always entirely convinced that the perks of the job are worth the hassle. Can't she even go to the shops without being recognized?

    But Thorin Oakenshield doesn't seem to recognize her at all, even with her nearly-naked breasts forever plastered across half of London.

    That's... a very refreshing change.

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    21 Mar 2014

  5. Public Bookmark 72

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    So Thorin the soldier, his PTSD and his charming personality walk into a bar. Or is it an escort agency?
    (It's totally an escort agency)

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