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  1. Summary

    "The Moral Law causes the people to be in complete accord with their ruler, so that they will follow him regardless of their lives, undismayed by any danger." -Sun Tzu, The Art of War

    this series is going to have additional oneshots that go into more depth about the universe of "down to the river, blood in the water".

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    so, sometimes i get randomly inspired and i write oneshots fully and wholeheartedly on impulse.
    these are not connected whatsoever (maybe except the tubbo and tommy ones), so yeah, it's just a series for me to sort all my short stories!!

    i hope you enjoy <3

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    A little less than civil. That's a light way to put the way the Professors Malfoy and Potter act around each other. From prank wars to arguments in the hallway, it's obvious that the two despise each other.

    OR, how a small misunderstanding led the students to think that Draco and Harry hated each other. And, well, it's entertaining so if they play it out for a little while...

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    02 Mar 2024

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    i'm fully, FULLY blissed out, oh my GOD---

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    Ed is head over heels in love with his best friend Stede, even though he knows his feelings are unrequited. He’s fine with his permanent spot in the friend zone… until Stede’s high school crush Sam walks back into his life.

    Now Stede wants Ed’s help to woo Sam – and Ed’s heart might not survive.

    Inspired by the 80s John Hughes classic Some Kind of Wonderful. Title from the Betty Who song.

    Original thread can be found here.

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    01 Dec 2023

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    adoration doesn't quite cover how strongly i feel about this. it's so fucking funny but then it turns around and breaks my heart so casually, only to be knee-slappingly funny again??? the audacity (I NEED THIS LIKE I NEED AIR.)

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    In the Last Year, 1718, the Seas Witnessed the Deaths of Two of the Worst Menaces to Sail. The Pirates Edward Teach, commonly Known as Blackbeard, and Stede Bonnet, also the Gentleman Pirate, once Captained Together before the ultimate Capture of Bonnet in October. By November, the dread Blackbeard was Killed in Battle; not a Month after, the Gentleman Pirate was Hanged for his Crimes at Charles Town. His Majesty the King ends this Curse of Piracy by Sending these Devils back to Hell.

    Or not.

    or: a retelling of the not-so-real deaths and eventual happy endings of stede bonnet and ed teach.

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    20 Nov 2023

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    this has got to be one of the best ofmd stories that have ever and will ever exist.

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    Stede spreads his hands in front of him, and Louis and Alma both grin up at him. “Do you remember the stories I used to tell you about those fearsome pirates who lived out at sea? And, remember how I told you I went on adventures with Blackbeard? Well—”

    “Mom already told us you married Blackbeard,” Alma cuts him off, taking— Well, taking the wind right out of his sails, as it were.

    “Alma,” Mary hisses at her. “Don’t interrupt y—”

    “No, no, that’s fine, it’s— It’s fine, really,” Stede says. “I was— I was, admittedly, a little excited to tell you, but— That’s fine, honestly, we—”

    “No, no, do it anyway,” Mary encourages him.


    or: louis, alma, mary, and doug spend four days and three nights aboard the revenge, stede's families become one, and his entire heart combusts in the process.

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    09 Nov 2023

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    literal perfection

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    05 Nov 2023

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    SO UNWELL RN