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  1. Public Bookmark 20

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    Agent Hawaii got her job out of dumb luck, people skills, and a knack for catching on quick to conspiracy theories. But mostly dumb luck.

    Or bad luck, as she’d later think of it, when she had all the puzzle pieces of Freelancer crammed together to make their shitty final picture. Because the reason she was chosen originally wasn’t for anything that could be remotely described as “good.”

    If the Director had his way, Kaikaina Grif would have been Agent Texas, a fancy flesh suit for what would be known as the Beta AI.

    Funny how life always tended to swing in Kai’s favor.

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    08 Aug 2020

  2. Public Bookmark 88

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    every story and all chapters within have actual honest-to-god forreal cosmo headlines

    these fics are by and large about hooking up, but also just plain about love

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    08 Aug 2020

  3. Public Bookmark 92

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    Even by Red team standards, the scene in front of Wash makes no sense.

    Or, Wash learns of one of the lesser known responsibilities of Blue Team Leader.

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    07 Aug 2020

  4. Rec 73

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    All the other agents pair up, and Wash is left single. Not that he minds. He comes to realize Agent Maine is single as well. South is a dick. Wash will never, ever call Florida "daddy."

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    07 Aug 2020

  5. Public Bookmark *

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    It was just supposed to be a fucking job. But then, like everything else in Tucker’s miserable life, it snowballed. It snowballed into a fucking avalanche until he was knocking on Wash’s door at four in the morning desperate and exhausted and ready to beg for help. Because he was not cut out for this shit. He was a lover, not a father.

    AU in which Tucker is the worst (best?) babysitter that the Mother of Invention has ever seen. And things go about as terribly as you might expect them to.

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    01 Aug 2020