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Alrighty people, you should be used to the drill at this point, we’re nearly done with our HOMESTUCK TROLL UNITS line. Unless you’re a new customer, in which case, congrats on ordering your first in our amazing series of UNITS based around the beloved and zany characters from WHAT PUMPKIN, the big gourd behind projects such as HOMESTUCK and its various video games. Now, this is a character who’s both loved and loathed, for good reasons, but we’re none the less excited to give a wild applause to GAMZEE MAKARA, BARD OF RAGE and local juggalo. We have a helluva lot of WARNING signs plastered over this manual, so we HEAVILY ENCOURAGE you to give this a thorough read through, even more so than in VRISKA SERKET’S manual. But we’re still confident that under all that MURDER CLOWN, he’s still that lovable goofball he once was before hardcore sopor, SGRUB trauma, and manipulations from a world ending demon. It’ll take your care and friendship to help him through it all.
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- Part 18 of Homestuck Unit Manuals
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We interrupt your regularly scheduled reading to drop the latest info from WHAT PUMPKIN, hot off the presses and still got that wet ink feel. Okay that’s a lie, no way the heat and wetness would last shipping and the ink’s got to dry normally unless you want a smeared lump of paper dropped on your door. But you get it. Now, this should be an old, battered, well worn hat to you by now, but if not, then congratulations on receiving the latest in our HOMESTUCK UNIT line, based off the wonderful, hysterical, and insane characters from our iconic WEBCOMIC. Now, if you’re a fan of gross, sweaty muscles, elaborately constructive murderbots, and ramblings of horses, then we’re happy to introduce you to EQUIUS ZAHHAK, HEIR OF VOID and a complicated, but ultimately well meaning dude. If you’re not Emma and are not interested in this guy at all, tough luck you ordered him, you got him and it’s your responsibility to make sure he acclimates well to his new environment. As such, this handy dandy manual will help you with all the ins and outs of Eq and hopefully allow you to befriend our sweaty bro with ease.
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- Part 17 of Homestuck Unit Manuals
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Back at it again at WHAT PUMPKIN HQ, bringing you all that sweet, juicy HOMESTUCK UNIT content and products your blackhole soul so desperately craves. Now, it’s no secret to anyone who’s been keeping track of these manuals just who this one is about, especially since her name is right there in bold. So go ahead and put your grubby little mitts together to welcome the one, the only VRISKA SERKET, THIEF OF LIGHT and the infamous Spider 8itch herself. I’ll admit a little favoritism-
A lot of blatant favoritism…
Emma...But that doesn’t mean I’ll be leaving you wonderful readers high and dry about all the juicy details pertaining to Vriska, her admittedly awful personality and backstory, and the problems and boons you should expect having her being part of your crazy, eclectic family!Series
- Part 16 of Homestuck Unit Manuals
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WHAT PUMPKIN, the company that’s brought you the iconic webcomic HOMESTUCK thats spawned several video games, innumerable fanfics and fanworks, and shipping wars so large they make the Trojan War look like a water balloon fight. Anyways, now that introductions are out of the way, and bragging, we can move onto the main event: The reveal of which HOMESTUCK UNIT you’ve purchased! She’s teasing, she’s snarky, she’s full of sharp teeth accompanied by just as sharp a tongue that’ll get very familiar with everything you own, it’s none other than TEREZI PYROPE, SEER OF MIND and a terrifying legislacerator-in-training. Now, she’s all about having a good time, but that doesn’t mean you couldn’t use some help from us in handling her, so it’s recommended you actually read this instead of, I don’t know, using it like a doorstop or propping up broken furniture.
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- Part 15 of Homestuck Unit Manuals
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It is with great pride and deepest pleasure that WHAT PUMPKIN is ready to unveil our latest creation in relation to our iconic webcomic HOMESTUCK. That’s right folks, its time for the newest release in the HOMESTUCK UNITS series with one of the most popular TROLLS around. You know her, I made her, she’s a kickass lady with a killer sense of fashion and even deadlier chainsaw, please put your palms together to herald the arrival of KANAYA MARYAM, the SYLPH OF SPACE and RAINBOW DRINKER extraordinaire. Now, she’s one of the most level headed of folks, but the legal crew insists that we encourage you to vigorously read the various settings and warnings we have before you do anything you end up regretting.
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- Part 14 of Homestuck Unit Manuals
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What's up, WHAT PUMPKIN here to unleash our latest creation to those who love our content, from the iconic HOMESTUCK webcomic to the various videogame spinoffs connected to it. That's right, get ready for the HOMESTUCK UNITS! WARNING: WHAT PUMPKIN is not responsible with any damage, towards individuals or property, that could occur with these UNITS. Also not responsible for the shenanigans, chaos, and hilarity that will ensue.
A series of manuals from What Pumpkin, focusing on a new line of products for all Homestuck fans.
Kids manuals: 8/8 complete.
AlternianTrolls manuals: 10/12
Now on a new update schedule of once every two weeks with the troll lineup, next update will be 8/20. Again, sorry to add further delays to the latest manual, there have been recent events that have thrown off my writing schedule and creativity.
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The taste of freedom by princessofthieves
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
07 Jan 2021
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Link is the Hero of Hyrule, Queen Zelda's most valuable knight, yet he doesn't enjoy this new life. He misses the wilderness, the freedom of traveling without a real destination, and when a chance to 'be free' presents itself he's more than ready to embrace it.
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25 Feb 2021
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Trafalgar Law grew up hoping he would be one of the handful of people to never develop a soulmate mark. Now that that hasn't panned out, however, he's willing to settle for just never meeting them. Unfortunately for him, Monkey D. Luffy is a hard person to avoid.
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- Part 1 of We Built Ourselves A Home
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25 Feb 2021
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Jon is hiding under the desk.
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There's a child in the Archives, who shouldn't be there.
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AO3 Work Skins/Tutorials by CodenameCarrot, La_Temperanza
Fandom: Deadpool (Comics), Deadpool - All Media Types, No Fandom, Undertale (Video Game)
22 Aug 2018
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06 Jan 2021
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Mafia!AU - 1920s!AU - Human!AU
Being rewritten!
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18 Sep 2020