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    All the members love Junhui. This is how they show their love.

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    Life is just made up of happy (and not so happy) accidents. Falling into bed with a lazy bum and then falling in love with him? Accident. Sharing an apartment with a duck-wielding man who has a fetish for cosplay? Accident. Being sexy enough to garner a perpetually smiling stalker? Accident. Looking up your airline hostess' skirt, having her beat you up, sit with you through your stay at the ER (you're pretty sure she broke your arm with her massive strength) and somehow becoming really into her? Well...that one's questionable.

    No doubt though, these happenings must all be accidents, because no way in hell would any sober God knowingly will all these half-witted individuals together.

    A modern Gintama AU with various relationships of all kinds and sorts.

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    “We are not naming our team ‘Six Pack’. We already have a team name. It’s called ‘X-Force’,” Wade said, crossing his arms in the team salute from where he was sprawled across the bed.

    “Firstly,” Cable said without looking up from slotting weird chips into the Awesome Gun beside Wade on the quilt, “I was joking when I said ‘six pack’.”

    “No you weren’t. You don’t joke. You don’t have a sense of humour. It was probably surgically removed from you as a child.” Wade paused. “Also, you like beer too much for that to have been a joke.”

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    19 Jun 2018

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    “I swear there’s some kinda conspiracy,” Wade said. He flipped through the available assignments with a scowl. “How the fuck did all the decent jobs dry up all at once?”

    Weasel industriously polished the counter instead of answering, swiping the cloth between Wade’s elbows. Sister Margaret’s School for Wayward Children was pretty quiet on Sunday mornings because some mercs liked going to church, possibly for the shits and giggles. Wade usually spent his Sundays sleeping in and/or watching Nickelodeon at the highest volume setting. Now that mercenary work had dried up though, Wade had hauled ass early over to the bar in the hopes of getting in before the competition.

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    16 Jun 2018

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    Domino is in a tax-related jam. Wade and Cable get married and neither of them remember it.

    Lucky Domino. Unlucky love-sick Cable.

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    15 Jun 2018

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    Vanessa had learned very quickly that death had it’s perks.

     

    Granted, it was lonely, she missed Wade desperately, and Heaven TV was seriously lacking in good porn, but an omniscient point of view, a front row seat to everything happening back home? That was pretty fucking great.

     

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    In which Vanessa has a front row seat to the Nate & Wade show, the author makes a Bechdel test joke then fails it, and Ikea furniture is enough to test any relationship.

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    14 Jun 2018

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    A mutant with the power to make reality as she wills it curses Cable & Deadpool to be stuck together. Literally. Ten feet apart, at all times.

    Pining and scatological humor result.

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    12 Jun 2018