achilleus



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    interconnected, soft bandom fics. expect supportive friendships, loving found-families, marriage proposals, kind deeds done by even kinder individuals, and quite a bit of pop culture references.

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    Life is just made up of happy (and not so happy) accidents. Falling into bed with a lazy bum and then falling in love with him? Accident. Sharing an apartment with a duck-wielding man who has a fetish for cosplay? Accident. Being sexy enough to garner a perpetually smiling stalker? Accident. Looking up your airline hostess' skirt, having her beat you up, sit with you through your stay at the ER (you're pretty sure she broke your arm with her massive strength) and somehow becoming really into her? Well...that one's questionable.

    No doubt though, these happenings must all be accidents, because no way in hell would any sober God knowingly will all these half-witted individuals together.

    A modern Gintama AU with various relationships of all kinds and sorts.

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    Though he’s a sixth-prefect and the newest member of the Hufflepuff Quidditch team, Muggleborn Robbe can still hardly believe that he’s made of magic.

    Sander is the seventh-year Gryffindor beater whose wild behavior and delinquent reputation precedes him.

    Though Robbe desperately wants to believe in the angel-faced boy he sees in front of him—and ignore the rumors of Sander’s devilish behavior—he’s not sure his heart can afford the risk.

    But when Sander and Robbe are left in a nearly-empty Hogwarts over the Christmas holiday, avoiding Sander might no longer be an option.

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    When Jaskier was four, he slipped his mother’s watch and went to the field to gather a bouquet of dandelions. He climbed back into the yard, as stealthy as a child really cared to be, and crept over to the barn. In the barn, lived a secret. (The man he thought his father said the secret was a monster, a plague. His mother said the secret was his sister.)

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    Jaskier comes from a far humbler background, and would really like to know why Yennefer never came back for her youngest brother.

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    26 Mar 2020

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    Geralt needs Jaskier to need him again.

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    26 Mar 2020

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    Finding your soulmate is supposed to be a happy experience.
    In Geralt’s experience however, things rarely ever go as they’re supposed to.

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