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    Eddie makes another noise, not quite a scream but not anything else either.

    Stan drops his hand.

    “Hey, Eddie,” he says. “Welcome to the peanut gallery. I wrote you a letter, but I guess you won’t get it now.”

    (Or, Eddie and Stan stick around as ghosts after they die. Unable to make themselves known to the other Losers, they have to find other ways to communicate.)

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    03 Apr 2020

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    03 Apr 2020

  3. Public Bookmark 37

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    a tale of three beds in theo and boris' shared lives.

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    02 Apr 2020

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    Richie and Eddie meet in New York City. The year is twenty-eleven, Eddie is fresh off a divorce, and Richie’s taking a break from comedy to “find himself.”

    They fall in love.

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    01 Apr 2020

  5. Public Bookmark 89

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    “You didn’t even get down on one fucking knee,” says Eddie, and great, he’s crying, which is extremely fucking embarrassing and which he can tell by the look on Richie’s face he’s never going to live down. Every time someone asks for their proposal story, every single time, it’s going to be “oh, you should have seen it, Eddie was in pieces, absolutely sobbed, he was so overwhelmed, I’m tearing up just remembering it”, and Eddie’s horrified to realise he doesn’t mind at all.

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    01 Apr 2020

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    And wow. Wow and a half. Richie couldn’t have even dreamed up a guy this cute, although admittedly he’d been picturing some dude in baggy jeans and a beanie with a hacky sack this whole time. Which couldn’t be further from this...absolute snack of startled, prep-school perfection.

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    01 Apr 2020

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    i loved!!!!!! richie’s inner monologue and their banter. it was sweet and realistic. just in general the flow of this was beautiful and so well-written

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    “How have you been here like, five hours and you’re running my shitty life already,” Richie grumbles, stifling a yawn. “Are there type-A dogs? Is that a thing?”

    Hot dogs for breakfast, courtesy of chef Richie, who wonders aloud if this is like, cannibalism before he puts it on a plate in front of him. Being a dog sucks, Eddie thinks gloomily, thoughts thick with visions of steel-cut oatmeal and green juices and honeydew melon, although his new taste buds have decided that hot dogs are actually just fine. His mind is the same, unfortunately, and he has to keep himself from thinking too hard on macros and his sodium intake and whether or not hot dogs are gluten-free, because he’s already got a fragile grip on everything like this and he thinks he’d lose it entirely if he did. He’d spent forty years knowing his body, every little thing about it, maintaining it carefully, like a temple, and now he doesn’t know the first thing about it. In fact, he has no idea if dogs can even have gluten allergies.


    After Derry, Richie is caught in the throes of grief, and Eddie is a miniature American Eskimo/Pomeranian cross.
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    31 Mar 2020

  8. Public Bookmark 37

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    TRASHMOUTH TIES THE KNOT !!! Richie Tozier Puts a Ring On It … With Longtime Publicist Anna Gonzales

    The TRASHMOUTH got off a good one last night … in a spontaneous wedding ceremony with RUMORED GIRLFRIEND Anna Gonzales!!! Spotted hand in hand outside the famous Graceland Wedding Chapel in Las Vegas last night, our favorite raunchy stand up staple was being anything but TRASHY with his new bride.

    The couple has not made a public statement yet, but Gonzales has been the subject of dating rumors for as long as she's been HANDLING Tozier's public persona … and we all know she's had her HANDS FULL!!!

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    31 Mar 2020

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    Eddie’s eyes were getting heavy again. Richie helped him back down to the pillow.

    “It’s always kind of like this, isn’t it,” he mumbled.

    Richie didn’t move. He was still holding Eddie’s hand, his shoulder.

    “Like what?” he asked softly.

    “You and me,” Eddie said. What else?

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    31 Mar 2020

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    The Manchild Grows Up: An interview with comedian Richie Tozier, November 2019.

    “Everyone in this industry either has a pill habit, or they can’t hold a relationship together for more than two months," Tozier explains. "Or they spend 16 hours a day arguing with people on Twitter. Best case scenario is you find a way to be reasonably well-adjusted about your desperate need for strangers to laugh at you.”

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    31 Mar 2020

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    Griffin: You’re like, Richie, you’re like on a weird career roller coaster only you switched the ride up halfway through. Like, before it was a shitty wooden roller coaster that you think is gonna collapse right as you get to the top of the big hill, but now it’s, like, sleek and has real seatbelts, and you can go upside down, and you’ll throw up after—

    Richie: You’ll Throw Up After. Title of my Netflix special.

    In which Richie Tozier comes back and comes out. Featuring Who? Weekly, the McElroys, Billy Eichner, Tan France, et al.

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    31 Mar 2020

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    He’d wanted to kiss Richie for ages, and suddenly, on their walk home from school Richie just fuckin’… plants one on him, blushes beet red, uses a Voice to say “Good on ya, mate,” which didn’t even make fucking sense, and then takes off running in the opposite direction. Eddie had stood there, gaping, until Richie was an entire block away.

    Or, Eddie has to sit on Richie's lap for a car ride two days after Richie kissed him and ran away. It's totally not awkward at all.

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    30 Mar 2020

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    fics set within the universe of my "i am easy to find" reddie au

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    30 Mar 2020

    Bookmarker's Notes

    this is the superior reddie fic. i love everything about it, from their characterization to their relationship through the years. it was so sweet and at the same time, very serious.

    bonus points for giving stan the ending be fucking deserved

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    "Eddie has been turning his memories over in his head like they used to sift through rocks at the bottoms of creek beds as children, looking for buried treasure. He doesn’t know what he’s looking for, exactly, but it feels important.

    The memories don’t feel twenty-five, thirty years old; they feel fresh, because he just got them back and hasn’t had the opportunity to go over them until they distort and fade. He feels like he could’ve been sixteen yesterday. He didn’t enjoy being sixteen, but he thinks it was better than twenty-six or thirty-six or the years in between.

    He’s sorted them into careful categories that mainly revolve around every time Richie ever touched him, and he still hasn’t managed to figure out if it meant anything."

    Before everyone leaves Derry for the last time, Richie tells them about the guy he's dating back home in Los Angeles. Eddie feels extremely weird about it and he can't figure out why, because it's definitely not because he's jealous. Obviously it's not that.

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    30 Mar 2020

    Bookmarker's Notes

    the note at the end was very funny. i could feel eddie’s jealousy, and his panic, and it hurt, but in a good way because the writing was excellent

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    Following on from his short-lived standup tour Trashmouth and extended hiatus, Richie Tozier is making a comeback with his first-ever special from Netflix. The special, titled Trashmouth Comes Clean, is described as “a stripped back insight into the man behind the dick jokes (that still includes some dick jokes).”

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    Richie is famous and Eddie is just trying to figure out where he fits in.

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    30 Mar 2020

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    The house on Neibolt was standing again.

    Bill was talking about going in alone. How?

    “So does somebody want to say something?” Eddie asked, still breathing, still fucking breathing and alive and not dripping his Goddamn organs out of his chest.

    “Richie said it the b-best when we were here last,” Bill said.

    “Holy fuck.”

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    30 Mar 2020

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    no words for how amazing this is

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    Richie Tozier's taken up writing his own material for once, and it could absolutely ruin him

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    29 Mar 2020

    Bookmarker's Notes

    had to stop reading multiple times bc my heart was doing funny things

  18. Public Bookmark 53

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    He eventually sees them through the cloying haze of body-warm air that’s wrapped itself around the crowd—Richie looks as though he’s attempting to dance with Eddie and force a bit of vodka on him at the same time. Though the bodies around Bill are pressed up tight against one another, everyone’s given the pair a few feet of berth to avoid the thrash of skinny limbs currently engaged in a sort of dance-wrestle. The chatter of his classmates’ voices has melted into an indistinct blanket of noise, but Bill can still make out Richie singing loudly to the music and the shrill tones of an irate Eddie.

    (Alternatively: It's 1992, they're 16, and Richie's been unusually quiet lately)

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    29 Mar 2020

  19. Public Bookmark 60

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    "Listen, my life in New York is far from perfect, I'm aware of it," Eddie starts, and Richie looks down to where Eddie's hand is resting on the sheets before he can stop himself, to the dull gleam of his wedding band, "but I'm doing fine there, I'm doing okay, it's a life. What this is— this is regurgitating stuff I got over long ago, things I've moved past. There is no use in dredging any of that up. I don't need this shit messing me up in the head."

    And Richie gets it, because he's been back home for less than 24 hours and it’s already been like going through a marathon of a midlife crisis. But he's back, lying here in Derry, with his first and oldest and bestest friend in the world, both of them half paralyzed with fear, trying to bite back the urge to grasp for him across the sheets. Good and bad, old and new.

    The one advantage of the clown, Richie thinks, is that at least there's a concrete way to deal with it.

    Richie Tozier gets his heart broken, and then some.

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    29 Mar 2020

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    “Who’s so important that they can’t wait until after we’re finished, Richie?”

    Richie grinned, glancing at the name Eds lighting up his phone screen. “I’ll have you know, it’s my –”

    Suddenly, his voice cut off involuntarily with a pang in the pit of his stomach. He realized immediately that he’d never told these guys about Eddie before. Fuck, they didn’t even know that Richie was gay.

    Just say it. Say that it’s your boyfriend.

    Richie felt his pulse pick up and his hands begin to sweat. Say it.

    “It’s my, uh –”

    Boyfriend. My boyfriend.

     “Roommate,” he finished weakly.
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    Richie “Trashmouth” Tozier has it all: a sold-out national tour, a multi-million dollar Netflix deal, a fan base that still supports him months after his highly publicized mental breakdown, and a boyfriend named Eddie Kaspbrak, who had been the love of his life ever since he was in middle school. It’s just that, after a childhood of being tormented for his sexuality, that last part wasn’t always easy to talk about. But Richie is more than determined to change that.

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    29 Mar 2020

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