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Bingliushen Smut Compilation by Feynite for acernor
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
31 Oct 2021
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A place for me to just fling random smut ficlets and ideas. Much like my AU compilation except for bingliushen, bingliu, and liushen fics. Check chapter notes for more information!
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Just trus(s)t me by Shamelesscooper for acernor
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
01 Sep 2021
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Liu Qingge catches sight of the deep, navy-colored robes long before he registers the person they belong to. It’s only by grace of a familiar voice gasping, “Liu-shixiong!” that he hesitates, and then -- “WHAT ARE YOU HOLDING.”
Liu Qingge sneers, glaring at Shang Qinghua with as cold a stare as he can muster as he says, “Shang Qinghua. What right do you have to call me shixiong, when --”
“LIU QINGGE, YOU DROP THAT RIGHT NOW,” Shang Qinghua demands, eyes wide, face paling as he stares, not at Liu Qingge’s face, but at the garishly glowing amulet in Liu Qingge’s hand.
Huh.
It hadn’t been glowing when Liu Qingge had grabbed it.
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Liu Qingge is cursed by a magic amulet. Shang Qinghua enlists Mobei-Jun's help in breaking the curse.
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- Part 4 of Patient History
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The Hunt by Silver_Safri for acernor
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
17 Aug 2021
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„Um… Cucumber bro?” Shang Qinghua asked in a whisper that could only be heard by Shen Qingqiu. „I was wondering… why was a scenario for a wife pushed on Liu Qingge?”
a.k.a. another piece inspired by wonderful acernor's Dual Cultivation or Date, where Liu Qingge joins the harem!
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- Part 2 of Dual Cultivation
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Concessions by Shamelesscooper for acernor
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
18 Jul 2021
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“Hey,” Mu Qingfang says, quiet because sweet nothings spoken in the afterglow of some quite frankly excellent orgasms ought to be quiet, “you know… if you prefer it - that way, there are, ah, certain medical implements that we could use. For next time.”
Underneath his arm, Liu Qingge goes stiff again, eyes snapping open and quite pointedly not looking at Mu Qingfang.
“Just so you know. That option is on the table. If you’d like to… have something extra,” Mu Qingfang says.
Liu Qingge slips his eyes shut again. Breathes out a long, shuddery breath.
“…okay,” Liu Qingge says, so quiet Mu Qingfang nearly doesn’t hear him.
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Mu Qingfang learns a few things about Liu Qingge in their continued efforts to dispel the effects of Blinders for Wandering Eyes. He’s willing to make a few concessions for the sake of his patient’s wellbeing.
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- Part 3 of Patient History
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Pay it Forward by Shamelesscooper for acernor
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
15 Jun 2021
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As head disciple of Bai Zhan peak, Liu Qingge is tasked with many missions in the name of building relationships with the head disciples of other peaks. Quite frankly, he does not give a single rat's ass. Dutifully, however, he persists - despite... several unconventional issues cropping up at every turn.
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- Part 2 of Patient History
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"Your dick isn't that big," Ye Baiyi said, conversationally, like he wasn't in the middle of getting railed by yet another jianghu criminal. "I've taken bigger."
Wen Kexing huffed. "Stop pretending that you're not a pathetic virgin."
"Thank you," Zhou Zishu said into the crook of his arm.
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[PODFIC] How to Make Love to Your Wife in 5 Easy Steps, by acernor by Thimblerig for acernor
Fandoms: 琅琊榜 | Nirvana in Fire (TV)
14 May 2021
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Prince Jing needs an heir but needs some help getting there... if only he had a trusted advisor to guide him, wink wink...
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The Same Humiliation, the Same Old Feeling by xnemone for acernor
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
22 Apr 2021
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Liu Qingge receives an invitation from Luo Binghe via text. When he arrives at the address, he's surprised to find himself at Luo Binghe's apartment. Expecting just the usual 2-hour stand, Luo Binghe also surprises him with a full dinner and one more unspoken request.
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- Part 3 of BingLiu Gym AU
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Glimpses by Silver_Safri for acernor
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
15 Mar 2021
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Glimpses into the life of Luo Binghe and his small harem consisting of Shen Qingqiu and Liu Qingge.
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- Part 3 of Dual Cultivation
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gimme gimme by p0rth0s for acernor
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
07 Mar 2021
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If this were one of Liu Mingyan’s fucky novels — if the solemn, sword wielding hunk were anyone other than Liu Mingyan’s brother — the wolves’ acidic blood would have fortuitously burnt through Liu Qingge’s robes in just enough places to expose a bit of thigh here, or a bit of sculpted tit there. Luo Binghe would stride out to greet Liu Qingge, rend his damaged robes from his body with one hand, and spirit him back into the palace to deliver to Shen Qingqiu to satisfy their collective bottomless needs.
Sadly, it isn’t. Liu Qingge’s clothes are fully intact. Sha Hualing watches from her boredom-perch on the roof as he glares wordlessly at the main doors, jaw clenched, before stepping back onto his sword and leaving without a word.
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Wishful Thinking by Feynite for acernor
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
03 Feb 2021
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A collection of 'what if' scenarios set around the 'I Wish You Were My Husband' and 'More Wishes' stories. Recommended reading those first before checking these out! More ships or characters may be added as things go along.
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Inspired by 'Transmigrator Meets Reincarnator', Liu Qingge wakes up with a chance to relive his life from the moment of his first wedding. But he has no earthly idea why Shen Qingqiu is acting nothing at all like the villain he remembers...
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- Part 3 of SV Wishes
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For Want of a Vacation by Shamelesscooper for acernor
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
19 Sep 2020
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Mu Qingfang closes his eyes and counts backward from ten. And then he takes a deep breath, before putting on his most professional smile, the one reserved primarily for people on their deathbeds and recalcitrant Shixiongs with the habit of getting gored by beasts ten times his size. “Liu-shixiong,” Mu Qingfang says, as calmly as he can. “You’ve recently ingested a poison called Blinders for Wandering Eyes.”
“My eyesight is fine,” Liu Qingge says, muffled through the blanket. “It’s everything else that’s - not fine.”
Mu Qingfang can already feel his blood pressure rising. “The poison does not cause blindness, Shixiong. It was named thus because it was often used on philanderers and unfaithful partners. If certain conditions aren’t met within a specific timeframe, then the poison will begin to break down their organs, starting with their meridians."
There’s a long pause, before Liu Qingge says, “I don’t care. Fix it.”
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In which Liu Qingge is poisoned and there's only one way to fix it
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- Part 1 of Patient History
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One night at the very end of summer found Cai Qixiu at his little table, reading again the last letter he'd received from his teacher. He found that he didn't miss the city so much after all, but he did miss his scholarly pursuits. The books he'd been able to carry away with him were all old favorites, read so many times that he could nearly recite them by heart. Running his eyes across the page was merely a meditative act. His teacher's news—dryly-writ gossip—was light at best, but Cai Qixiu took pleasure in this simpler food.
When he looked up, he found Xiao Hong sprawled across the couch, human and entirely bare.
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too much, not enough by Shamelesscooper for acernor
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
10 Aug 2020
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“Okay, so good news!” Wei Wuxian says, swanning into the room with just enough energetic cheer that Jiang Cheng knows whatever it is he’s going to say is going to be awful. “We figured out the nature of your curse! You’re probably not going to die! It’s not even going to hurt!”
“Yeah? And what’s the bad news?” Jiang Cheng gruffs, crossing his arms over his chest.
Wei Wuxian does a double-take, like he’d expected his (fake) good mood to fool Jiang Cheng. Like it’s ever managed to fool Jiang Cheng. His laugh is a little shrill, a little frenetic as he says, “Well, uh. You know our ghost friend back there? Yeah, she’s possessing you. Which is why...” He makes a gesture at the general area of Jiang Cheng’s... problem.
“Ah,” Jiang Cheng said, expression souring. “I’m not going to like the cure, am I?”
“You’re not going to like the cure,” Wei Wuxian nods.
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Jiang Cheng gets cursed on a nighthunt. Wei Wuxian helps him with the cure.
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Mirror Mirror by Zemmiphobia for acernor
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
16 Jul 2020
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Shen Qingqiu can't really get a break with all this dimension hopping. Now he's stuck with a sticky Luo Binghe who's Shizun isn't him! Guess he'll be eating dog food until his lover figures out how to find him, fuck his life.
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a cheaper option for your eternal soul by Shamelesscooper for acernor
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
13 Jul 2020
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Shi Wudu looks, quite frankly, insulted. “Hurry up and lay out your demands. I don’t have all day.”
“I don’t have any,” Pei Ming says, because it’s true.
“I can’t return to the demon realm if I haven’t fulfilled our contract. The only reason why I took your case was because your contract specified a tier-3 request at an interest rate of 27%,” Shi Wudu says irritably. “Only an idiot would pass on a deal like that. So what is it that you want me to accomplish? Murder? Property destruction? Theft? Embezzlement?”
“Yo, no, absolutely not,” Pei Ming exclaims, eyes going wide. “Dude, I’m a productive member of society. I can’t just up and murder someone!”
Shi Wudu scowls, before looking Pei Ming up and down. His look turns appraising, the way one might examine a nice cut of meat at the supermarket, or, in the case of Ling Wen, the way one might look at some kind of artisanal notebook covered in, like, hand-dyed goat leather or something. “Actually. Debauchery can arguably be tier-3 if we try hard enough. Do you have a girlfriend?”
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Pei Ming summons a demon.
This fic has been discontinued.
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Fantastic Breasts and Where to Find Them by wilderswans for acernor
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
28 Jun 2020
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In a bid to woo Shen Qingqiu, Liu Qingge sets out to hunt a veritable menagerie of dangerous monsters to return to Qing Jing Peak for Shen Qingqiu's study. What she doesn't count on, however, is the object of her affection's erstwhile disciple dogging her steps and...demanding she prove her ability to woo Shen Qingqiu?! (ʘ言ʘ╬)
Written for the 2020 mxtx exchange.
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What married people do by Shamelesscooper for acernor, Bendisa
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
23 Jun 2020
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“I propose that we kill two birds with one stone,” Liu Mingyan said, and if her tone goes a bit theatrical, Jiang Cheng had the decency not to point it out.
“I don’t follow,” Jiang Cheng deadpanned, crossing his arms. “I thought the plan was to milk this whole thing for what it’s worth and gracefully part ways when it inevitably fell apart.”
“Yes, well. There’s a perfectly viable solution to the whole ‘falling apart’ part - you,” she said, pointing to Jiang Cheng, “Marry my brother.”
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Jiang Cheng gets married in the spring of his 39th year. It turns out better than he expected.
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Dual Cultivation 201 with (Demon?) Twins by RoamingFirefly for acernor, Feynite
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
16 Apr 2020
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Once upon a time, there lived a little boy named Liu ZhaoLan. He lived in a big house, together with his mother, his father, his sister, his grandmother, his three uncles, their five wives, his two yet-unmarried aunts, all his cousins, and all their household staff and servants.
Their house was a very big, very loud place, and Liu ZhaoLan was happy there. All his family were so good at fighting! And they would fight him every day, whenever he asked! And if one was busy, there were always so many others he could go to for a good fight!
Sometimes, people from outside would come and visit the big Liu house. And sometimes they were good at fighting too. But unlike his family, they would not agree to fight with Liu ZhaoLan.
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Liu Qingge was not a first-time charmer of the one-eyed snake by the time he and Luo Binghe ran into each other's dicks. Who was his first lover then? What was his first time like?
Based on acernor's "Dual Cultivation" verse.
Part 2: The Merchant Twins
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- Part 3 of Dual Cultivation 101 with Liu Qingge
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what he needs by fallingraine85 for acernor
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
04 Apr 2020
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Liu Qingge certainly paints a pretty picture, kneeling in front of him on the bedroom floor, Shen Qingqiu's intricate knotwork binding those strong arms behind his back, the red of the immortal binding cable complimenting his pale skin. Black cloth covers his eyes, effectively plunging him into darkness. He should look helpless, like this.
He looks anything but.