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    Imagine how pissed off you would be if you somehow ended up in Middle Earth in time to help, but you didn’t speak Westron. Or Sindarin. Or Khuzdul. All you have are proper nouns, and some random phrases like Mellon, and Amralime, and, oh yeah, the inscription from the One ring. because that’s going to go over well when you start spouting off long forgotten verse in the black tongue of Mordor….
    So instead of eloquently explaining yourself and saving lives and falling in love with a character of your choice, you have to chase them around like a slightly more verbose Hodor, trying to learn a language and keep the dumb bastards alive.
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    Well, it had to happen to someone eventually, and Pissed Off is definitely the way to describe it when it happens to her. But she still tries to do her duty to the fandom and keep the Durins alive just in case it isn't a nightmare after all.

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    01 Jan 2019

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    “I’m not a reverse werewolf either,” says the man. “I’m your godfather.”

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    25 Dec 2018

  3. Public Bookmark 93

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    "What if there was?" Combeferre asks abruptly, when she's halfway to her feet.

    She stops and blinks at him. "Was what?"

    "Someone willing to marry you." There's a flush of pink on his cheeks that's enthralling, but his gaze doesn't waver.

    "Then I'd tell them no." Éponine snorts. "Anyone who wants to marry a strange woman sight-unseen is after something, and I've had my fill of being used."

    "Someone who's not a complete stranger, then. Someone you've shared a conversation with." He glances around them at the cafe, at the table between them, and clears his throat. "Shared a meal with. What would you say then?"

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    13 Dec 2018

  4. Public Bookmark 37

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    A footnote about how a little girl named Alice became the princess of Clacks towers, made a friend whose face she never saw, invented the internet, learned mathematics from orcs, taught coding to rocket wizards and grew up to be the second best hacker on the Disc.

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    29 Nov 2018

  5. Public Bookmark 17

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    Sabé works hard at surviving. So do her son and granddaughter.

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    12 Nov 2018