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    Rey has never wanted nor needed a mate. So when it gets out that her new Pack Leader, Ben, is determined to claim her, she’s horrified to find that not only does she have to fend him off but all the strange alphas who come sniffing around.

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    09 Oct 2019

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    “You don’t care that someone, that people will watch you fuck?” He looks two seconds away from puking. “Like multiple, multiple people will be able to describe your vagina. They’ll probably analyze it in a boardroom. Someone will feel proud about a shitty PowerPoint full of annotated pictures. They will use words like ‘arousal fluid’ and consult charts and these things will never not be digitally saved. That doesn’t bother you?”

     

    “Are you suggesting my vagina is unworthy of analysis?”

     

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    In which Rey attempts to bolster her bank account by volunteering to fuck an Alpha in a scientific study. Plans go pear-shaped when she accidentally triggers scientist!Ben’s first Rut.

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    14 Jul 2019

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    “Wow, Rey. I knew you were into him, but you must have it really bad for this guy.”

    “Shut up,” Rey says, a blush rising in her cheeks.

    The reality is, Rose isn’t wrong.

    Over the last year and a half, Rey has taken the elaborate fantasies she’s been concocting about Ben and transformed them into a half million word world with self-inserts of Ben and Rey as the protagonists.

    “Oh my god, Rey. You’ve actually turned the quiet, nerdy, IT guy into a sex god. Ben Solo - sex god.”

    In which Rey prints the elaborate erotic fiction she writes about her quiet co-worker Ben Solo at work, but he gets to the printer first.

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    08 Jul 2019

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    *10/14/19: Smutty epilogue part two arriving soon...

    (I'd originally had to make my real-real epilogue into a two-parter...Because in a never-ending series of epilogues, we should definitely have more than one. Ya'll are cool with that right?*)

    Omega Rey's neighbor is the absolute worst. He's arrogant, rude, and selfish. And Alpha Ben apparently hates her as much as she hates him...

    Rey is a smart, tough cop, if not a bit hot-headed. Ben is an asshole lawyer with a filthy mouth and an ego a mile wide...and "an excellent record for getting people off..."

    What happens when their neighborly bickering becomes all-out warfare right before Rey goes into heat?

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    04 Mar 2019

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    The first time Ben sees Rey in a bikini, his oafish left hand just sort of spasms around a new tube of Neutrogena SPF 100+ face sunscreen, squeezing hard enough that nearly half its thick white contents erupts—coating his palm, the mirror, and the floor—in one great big mortifying spurt.

    It’s a metaphor from the universe even he can’t ignore.

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    27 Feb 2019