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    Jango Fett wakes up after Dreaming about getting decapitated in front of his ten year old ad.

    The dreams don't stop there.

    And Jango's only clue is the weird blue rock that just appeared in his hand overnight.

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  2. Public Bookmark 65

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    The Clones kill their Jedi.

    The Clones wake up.

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    15 Oct 2021

  3. Public Bookmark 30

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    [“This is preposterous,” Ki-Adi-Mundi declared. “The Senate cannot force us to fight the war for them –”

    “Unfortunately, old legislation dictates that a majority vote, with the recommendation of the Chancellor, will automatically mean that we’d have to follow their dictates,” Mace said sourly. “Master Yoda, you might know more about that than any of the rest of us.”]

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    A Council meeting, on the eve of the Clone Wars.

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  4. Public Bookmark 6

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    It’s a rare day when Obi-wan gets to sleep in, let alone in his own bed at the temple instead of his bunk on the Negotiator, and he wakes slowly, another luxury. He can smell spiced Alderaanian tea which means someone's been by his quarters to start a pot for him, but reaching out with the force he can't sense anyone else in the apartment now. With a final yawn and a full body stretch he rolls to his feet, not bothering to find a shirt as he goes to investigate.

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  5. Public Bookmark 67

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    It is widely known among the GAR that the only proper scale of chaos is the scale of General Skywalker to Senator Bail Organa. And Bail Organa chaos is the only kind that Fox will even consider accepting.

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    How Bail Organa causes chaos with the help of the clones.

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