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  1. Rec 13

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    On the last day of summer before their freshman year, the boys end up discussing the perilous issue of sexuality. Butters doesn’t really care about putting names on things or trying to understand the deeper intricacies of this sort of subject matter, but he’s happy enough to go wherever the road takes him.

    (In which there is much miscommunication, silliness and cursing - and then there’s Butters, who just wants to cut through all the bullcrap.)

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    13 Oct 2018

  2. Rec 36

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    Butters couldn’t deny that he enjoyed being spoiled. Kenny may not have been the most well-to-do man in town, but he did his best, and it made every treat tastier, and each act sweeter.

    Rated T for implied abuse (mentioned in passing). Bunny. Submission for the second day of the October 2017 South Park Mini-Bomb: Treat. One-Shot.

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    12 Oct 2018

  3. Rec *

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    "I bet you're the only one he's ever truly happy around. 'Cause, maybe, you're the one that makes him that happy." Craig really didn't want to think about why that thought made his heart so jumpy.

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    01 Oct 2018

  4. Rec 79

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    Clyde sucks at being subtle, and Tweek is just trying to get Craig to come home so he can confess too.

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    01 Oct 2018

  5. Rec 51

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    Baekhyun's insomnia leads him down some unusual paths. They lead him to Doksoozzz; a man he is sure he'll never be able to meet.

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    29 Sep 2018