Zolac_no_Miko

God-King of Hostilistan



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    “Surely this night’s adventures have made it obvious,” says Crowley. “There’s never been anyone but you since the world began.”

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    04 May 2020

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    The softest, tenderest, loveliest fuck-or-die in existence. <33333333

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    Aziraphale decides he wants to make an Effort, so he watches a lot of porn for science. And when he asks for help with more hands-on experimentation, Crowley is only more than happy to oblige.

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    24 Apr 2020

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    This is so effin delightful I can't even

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    “You’ll have to show me,” Aziraphale said. “I’ve never done it before. I mean—I know the principle, of course, but given the life I lead, it never really comes into—”

    “Aziraphale,” said Crowley patiently. “It’s very simple. You’ve smoked a cigarette. It’s the exact same process.”

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    21 Apr 2020

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    This is EXCELLENT, the author has excellent and correct opinions, this is witty and funny and heart-achingly soft and SMOLDERING HOT by turns. <3333

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    Crowley is extremely confused about how or whether celestial beings can experience physical sexual desire. He's also not fantastic at using his words. Things go all... snake-shaped.

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    25 Mar 2020

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    I loved all of this author's Star Wars stuff, and then JOY OF JOY THEY WROTE GOMENS and ugggggghhh it is so good. Hilarity, emotions, very much a "sex is just sushi with friction/WHAT'S A DICK" Aziraphale/Crowley dynamic, I love everything about this twitchy overly-anxious demisexual Crowley and DEAR GOD I've never identified with him so much in my life.

    Also, very fucking quotable. A GOOD TIME ALL AROUND.

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    18 Mar 2020

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    THIS WILL HURT YOU but in the very best way, it is so good, it's lush and beautiful and delicious and painful and so well thought-out and well-researched, ugh ugh ugh it will eat your life, I'm so sad it's over.