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    While digitizing the BBC archives, an intern who asked to remain anonymous discovered a transcript of a lost episode of the Great British Bake Off. The paper could neither be photocopied nor scanned as all the copies came out blank; and the actual footage was never found.

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    06 Dec 2019

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    SO GOOD
    EXISTENTIAL BAKE OFF

  2. Rec 26

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    "What kind of ad are you trying to make, exactly?" Steve said. "Are you selling shirts? Athletic equipment? Someone at the agency thought I'd be right for what you requested. Are you going to tell me I can't do it?"

    Bucky could see that Steve was working himself up to a good head of steam now, and he didn't know what he could possibly say to make him unwind. Instead, he took Steve's arm, pulled him into the studio, and shut the door behind them. He walked across the sunlit room to the changing screen, and pulled it to the side so that Steve could see the garment rack draped with gauzy silk, satin, and lace.

    "I'd never say you can't do it," Bucky said, trying to lighten the mood, "but I don't think it's exactly what the company has in mind."

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    In which Bucky is a photographer, the modeling agency accidentally send him Steve instead of a woman, and Steve in lingerie gives Bucky many feelings.
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    05 Dec 2019

    Bookmarker's Notes

    SO SOFT
    MUCH SMUT
    MANY FEELS

  3. Rec 94

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    “Where’s your boy-toy?” Sam asks, barely five minutes into his visit.

    “Sam,” Steve groans, exasperated and maybe a little scandalized. His rational mind is aware that Sam doesn’t know anything. He just said that because he and Bucky have a vaguely antagonistic friendship with its own set of complicated rules, one of which seems to be that they will never, in any situation other than explicitly life-threatening, call each other their actual names or anything else that can be construed as nice or affectionate.

    It confuses Steve as often as it amuses him, but on this occasion, embarrassed shock overtakes both.

    Sam slants him a narrow-eyed look that’s a little too knowing for comfort.

    “I see I’m not wrong.”

    Steve turns on his heels and gracefully nopes out of that conversation.

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    The dust has settled, and the world is healing. Men are too.

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    01 Dec 2019

    Bookmarker's Notes

    SO SOFT
    SO SMUT

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    Sirius and Remus do a favour for James that leads to them having female bodies for a few days; everyone discovers that playing with sex and gender is fun.

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    29 Nov 2019

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    “You wake me up beggin’ for blood, you gotta earn it.”

    Bucky’s pupils are blown wide when Steve looks back at him, their black luminous and downright eerie surrounded by a ring of red. Steve loves it, hoards these moments where Bucky’s blatant in how non-human he is. Steve’s the only one who gets to see this. Even the other Avengers get grey-blue eyes, blunt teeth, and gloved hands that hide the corpse-chill of Bucky’s skin. But he doesn’t hide from Steve, and the thought echoes in his mind with possessive fervor.

    “Well?” Steve murmurs, voice hoarse with want and love. “Get to it.”

    Bucky snatches the lube from under his pillow and climbs on top of Steve, straddling his thighs and looking pretty enough to eat. He glances uncertainly between the lube in his grip and Steve’s cock, a considering furrow between his brows.

    “Steve,” he says after a minute. “Can I suck your dick?”

    “So polite now,” Steve teases, grinning when Bucky shoots him an unimpressed look. “Sure, Buck. Put your fangs away first.”

     

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    Bucky’s a vampire, and Steve is Steve. The twenty-first century still finds them fucking their brains out and bleeding feelings all over the bed.

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    28 Nov 2019

    Bookmarker's Notes

    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!