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  1. Public Bookmark 14

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    “Please, Wirt? I don’t know what else to do!”

    Mabel was down on her knees, wrapping her arms around Wirt’s waist making over dramatic sobbing noises with her face plunged into his sweater. While it seemed that there was a better way to solve this problem, it’s not like pretending to be Mabel’s boyfriend would be that much trouble for him. He already hung out with the Pines twins constantly anyway and this way he’d get free ice cream out of it. Wirt sighed.

    “Sure, why not?”

    A story in which the Pines twins and Wirt are next-door neighbors/childhood friends and Wirt is fake-dating Mabel to help her with her creepy ex and maybe, just maybe, to make a certain paranormal-obsessed boy a little bit jealous.

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    22 Sep 2022

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    King Robert I Baratheon had a mountain of regrets in his final moments. It took dying to lift the veil from his eyes so he could really see what he had become. He did not know what to expect of the afterlife, but he most certainly did not think he would be charged by the gods, old and new, to go back and fix the mess he had created and to prepare the coming darkness.

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    07 Sep 2022

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    The Long Night came and they lost. The Starks awake on the eve of the Royals arrival in Winterfell to find themselves much changed and much better prepared. They will play the game of thrones and this time they will win.

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    05 Sep 2022

  4. Public Bookmark 13

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    Adam Milligan has just been abducted, and it might just be the wackiest thing that’s ever happened to him.

    His abductors, the Di Angelo Crime Family, are thrilled to host their little captive, and Lucifer leaves no stone unturned in setting Adam up with his beleaguered older brother, the Big Boss, Michael. As per usual, Michael learns to cope.

    Adam might just be able to get out of this whole thing alive, and maybe with a puppy as well.

    — Also starring Castiel and Uriel as unlikely twins, and Castiel’s many, unwitting murders. How can he help it if people insist on shooting at him!? It’s lucky that Dean Winchester is here to lend a kind ear :) —

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    14 Aug 2022

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    The second half of goblin-raised Harry’s seventh year at Hogwarts, in which he carries the war to Voldemort, works on the task of Ministry reform, helps his friends, deals with humans being very human, and, oh yeah, sometimes studies for those NEWT exam things.

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    23 Jul 2022