19 Works by Zesty_Bill_Clinton

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    “Jo Harvelle likes boobs!” The boy shouts, grinning wide and breaking the silence that had fallen between the two. It’s crickets and coyotes that whisper back, no one but the whole wide open sky to hear it.
    “Dean Winchester likes dick!” the girl shouts back, and she receives what she can only imagine is a brotherly punch in the shoulder.
    Two truths which neither is really ready for, but they'll have plenty of time to figure it out, right?

    *Based on a tumblr post*

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    When you’re a woman chose to do god’s will as the “righteous man” your love life can only be described as ‘torrid’.
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    Or notes why Dean Winchester still insists she isn’t gay.

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    the summer Dean is nineteen he meets Rhonda Hurley. A girl who’s like him in all the ways no one else is like him.

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    Three times Dean Winchester cuts her hair, and one time she cuts someone else's

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    At first, it doesn’t seem like a big deal.
    Like sure, every time Sam looks in the mirror it doesn’t feel like he’s seeing himself in that mirror. He sees a man, a hunter, maybe an addict or a freak, but he doesn’t see himself, and he honestly has no clue what that would look like.

    Or Sam Winchester's journey to discovering who they truly are.

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    Gatsby is worried his ‘equipment’ is inadequate and asks Nick for his opinion.

    This is entirely based on the story of F Scott Fitzgerald and Ernest Hemingway comparing dicks in a parisian bathroom

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    Hannibal teaches Will to dance, but it might be the start of something more for both of them.

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    “Harry isn’t like any of the girls you’ve known all your life. She wears denim and dusty old boots. She smokes thin cigarettes out the window of her room and you watch the smoke wisping up from the first floor.”

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    Jonathan Byers has never felt very at home in their body, and when the world isn’t collapsing around them- certain things help them answer why that is

    (or drabbles relating to my headcanon that Jonathan is a trans lesbian)

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    "Maybe it was an excuse to see you, like when a boy goes out of his way to walk you home even though it's forbidden"

    Anne Shirley-Cuthbert wished for a bosom friend. Diana Barry just wished for a friend.
    Anne Shirley-Cuthbert found her dear bosom friend. Diana Barry found herself wishing for more.

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    Chapters:
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    Dani Kaffee has always been the underdog, disrespected for her low rank and penchant for plea bargains, not to mention the fact of who she is.

    Or “A Few Good Men” AU where everything is the same but Danny Kaffee is a butch lesbian

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    Pat Stump is the star singer of Saint Gertrude’s Christmas Choir, and has won them the spot at the city’s biggest Christmas concert three years in a row. When her senior year rolls around she expects a fourth win in the bag without much of a hitch. But when a very un-catholic school girl shows up to the choir, Pat’s a little less sure she even wants to win.

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    It had been three weeks since Dean Winchester had come back from hell. She crawled out of the ground, nails bleeding and her mouth choked with dirt. and now she was asking how

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    “You were waiting for the dust to settle and bury you until that golden boy showed up and swilled it back into the air”

    Or Doc muses on how he came to Radiator Springs, and what (or who) might draw him back out of the desert.

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    Pat's insecure and Pete Wentz /will not/ stand for that

    (A little fic about feeling unlovable and realizing who's been there all along. They're both girls in this btw)

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    “If you were a Church, I’d get on my knees”

    To Pete Wentz, Patrick is the only Church he’ll worship at

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    Part of M A N I A, the Peterick Retrospective series

    Series
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    Comments:
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    Pete has fled from his band mates in search of solace, but sometimes solace can only be found in others

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    Part of a series of oneshots for each song on Mania

    Series
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    Dolokhov's been in love with Anatole for years now but Anatole has never showed any sign of ever caring for him back, at least in the way he craves. But after the duel Anatole's heart pangs at the thought of losing Dolokhov and he's flooded with confusion. As he willfully ignores his conflicting emotions he pushes through to an elopement with Natasha and Dolokhov fears he's losing Anatole for good this time.

     

    (I suck at summaries sorry)

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    Harry Potter, the boy who lived, the boy who goes on to have the perfect career as an auror, the perfect wife and kids. Well, not so much. Ginny ends up divorcing Harry, so where does the 24 year old bachelor go? Back to Hogwarts of course, but this time to teach.
    Only problem, his "arch nemesis" (quotation marks) Draco Malfoy is now his coworker.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
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    Kudos:
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    Hits:
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