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    Nie Huaisang hates, hates, hates paperwork. Life would be so much better if only Meng Yao (now officially recognized as Jin Guangyao) were available to do it for him...but unfortunately, his brother never did end up swearing brotherhood with him, which means that Nie Huaisang has no basis to go ask him for help.

    If only there were another position available where Jin Guangyao could just run the Nie sect –

    (in which Nie Huaisang decides to matchmake his brother and Jin Guangyao together for his own selfish reasons)

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    25 Oct 2020

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    Wei Wuxian just wants a little warning before Lan Wangji says nice things.
    Lan Wangji just wants to love on his husband, thanks.

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    24 Oct 2020

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    “Cloud Reccesses Apiary,” says a toneless, deep masculine voice, with zero question in it. Wei Ying doesn’t care, because whoever possesses that voice is probably going to come save him from bees like a fucking hero while wearing like, a suit of armor. That’s what you wear to catch bees, right?

    “I have like, so many bees outside my front door right now,” he says, mouth running out ahead of him before he can even begin to think about reining it in. “It’s like a sandstorm of bees out there. There are so many bees. I got out of my car and there were just bees and I don’t want these bees. Do you want these bees? Please tell me you will come get these bees. I can’t leave my house and I have enough food for maybe a week but then I’m gonna have to learn how to cook dry beans and no one wants that, especially not me.” Wei Ying runs out of air, takes a breath, and belatedly adds, “My name is Wei Ying. Hi.”

    Or: The beekeeping AU that no one asked for.

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    22 Oct 2020

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    In hindsight, Wei Wuxian perhaps should have taken “everyday is everyday” as a metaphorical statement of Lan Zhan’s devotion and love and incredible sexiness, rather than as a challenge. And definitely he should have cottoned on by the third half-hearted hai hour handjob. But how can he look at his husband, the sexiest man he has ever seen, and say “you know what, sweetheart, darling, love of my life. I think we should fuck less.”

    Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji talk about… sex.

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    19 Oct 2020

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    He can’t get Jin Guangyao’s words out of his head.

    If he’d only believed in Wei Wuxian, if he’d only been willing to stand up for him, could it all have been avoided?

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    16 Oct 2020